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  • "He drinks hippocras, clarry, and vernage*

    Hot spices to kindle his lust,

    And many an electuary full fine,

    Such as the accursed monk, damned Constantine,

    Has written in his book,

    De Coitu--

    To eat them all he did not eschew.

    ... Spices were among the premier aphrodisiacs of the day, not least thanks to the author January turned to for his stimulants, 'damned Constantine.' More conventionally known as Constantine the African (ca. 1020-1087), Chaucer's 'cursed monk' was in fact one of the major intellectual figures of the age, his work occupying a central place in the canon of medical studies in European universities until the end of the fifteenth century."

    "*Strong spiced and sweetened wines."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 184

    Another historical note can be found in comment on unguent.

    December 2, 2016

  • "The queen of all compound preparations was 'theriac,' a panacea by reason of the extraordinary number, quality, and in many cases, peculiar nature of its ingredients. Theriac began in the classical era as an antidote to poison and then became credited with the power of curing diseases as well as preventing their onset. The most celebrated medieval variety of theriac came from Montpellier, site of one of the most famous medical schools. Montpellier theriac contained no fewer than 83 ingredients, mostly aromatic exotics, and there was an annual ceremony in which these were displayed and then solemnly mixed to assure the public that only genuine substances were used."

    Paul Freedman, Out of the East: Spices and the Medieval Imagination (New Haven and London: Yale UP, 2008), 68

    More about the importance of Montpellier in spice trade history can be found on gingerbread. Also an interesting usage on electuary.

    December 2, 2016

  • Usage/historical note on electuary.

    December 2, 2016

  • "Around the same time a plan of the Swiss Benedictine monastery of Saint Gall featured a cupboard for storing spices (armarium pigmentorum) attached to the doctor's quarters, its role to complement the locally grown herbs supplied by the garden."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 161

    December 2, 2016

  • Interesting historical note/usage on theriac.

    December 2, 2016

  • "The best-known medieval medicines, and the lion's share of the spices, belonged to the rich. ... The poor man's theriac, according to Arnald de Vilanova, was garlic. By the twelfth century, the herb-spice differential seems to have been something of a cliché. John of Salisbury (ca. 1110-1180) cites 'an old proverb' that obtained 'among courtiers and physicians everywhere': In return for words we use mountain herbs; For things of value, spices and drugs.'"

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 173

    December 2, 2016

  • Usage/historical note can be found on theriac.

    December 2, 2016

  • "It is a recurrent motif of the vitae (Lives of the Saints) to find the miracle-working saint having no need of spices, much to the astonishment and chagrin of the spice-reliant doctors. The plot is repeated time and again, the holy man or woman healing an illness that has defeated even the spices of the pigmentarius. ... A little more than a century before Bede's day, when Gregory of Tours sought a metaphor for divine intercession, he could think of none more apt than theriac, a legendary mix of herbs and spices reported to have saved the life of Mithridates VI, a king of Pontus in northern Anatolia who died in 63 B.C.* A hypochondriac, Mithridates took this secret mix every day, and so effective did it prove that when he tried to poison himself his most potent toxins were utterly nullified...

    " * The origin, incidentally, of the modern 'treacle.'"
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 162

    December 2, 2016

  • "Odd as the idea might seem, then, from the ancient world and through the Middle Ages spices smelled not only of other worlds but of worlds to come. In some unrecoverable sense, just as the wealthy dead smelled of spices, so spices smelled of death. The overlap was particularly pronounced in Latin, since the vocabulary was the same. To prepare a corpse for burial was literally to 'season' or 'spice' it, condire, whence condimentum, or seasoning. Moreover, the materials used on the embalmed were standard kitchen seasonings."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 157-158

    December 2, 2016

  • "The appeal probably had much to do with the odor of sanctity that by now was a commonplace of the religiosity of medieval Christendom, the spices being seen as proof of God's favor, symbolic evidence of special status. To lie among spices was to lie in the odor of the saints."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 153

    December 2, 2016

  • Interesting usage/historical note on cinnamon used in burial rites in ancient Rome can be found on frankincense.

    Another one, unrelated (obviously) to burial rites, on Coca-Cola.

    Another on galbanum.

    As for how cinnamon was packed for long-distance transport/trade, see note on fondaci. On its freshness, gum arabic.

    December 2, 2016

  • "On the demise of the dictator Sulla in 79 B.C., after a slow and hideous death caused by worms devouring his flesh, an effigy of cinnamon was constructed in his image. 'It is said that the women contributed such a vast bulk of spices for the interment that, aside from what was carried on two hundred and ten litters, there was enough to make a large figure of Sulla, and that an image of a lictor (staff bearer) was molded from expensive frankincense and cinnamon.'"

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 148

    Another usage/historical note can be found on mephitic. And on balsam. And galbanum. And a nice translated primary source from ca. 900 on perfumer.

    December 2, 2016

  • "The Egyptians were not alone in sending their dead to an aromatic grave. Although customs varied from one time and place to another, spices, resins, flowers, and aromatics were used by all the major cultures of antiquity, whether the body was mummified, buried, or incinerated.*

    " * The Mayans used allspice in embalming."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 148

    December 2, 2016

  • "The Egyptians were not alone in sending their dead to an aromatic grave. Although customs varied from one time and place to another, spices, resins, flowers, and aromatics were used by all the major cultures of antiquity, whether the body was mummified, buried, or incinerated.*

    " * The Mayans used allspice in embalming."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 148

    More on spices used in burial can be found on frankincense and saints.

    December 2, 2016

  • Interesting historical note/usage on bdellium. Another on galbanum, and a translated primary source from ca. 900 on perfumer.

    December 2, 2016

  • "The use of myrrh, balsam, and bdellium* is documented from the early third millennium B.C. When Howard Carter examined the mummy of Tutankhamen, interred almost exactly a century earlier than Ramses, he found that the corpse had been treated with coriander and resins.

    " * Bdellium is a gum resin that oozes from one of several shrubs of the genus Commiphora. The dried product resembles impure myrrh."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 147

    December 2, 2016

  • "In London at the start of the third millennium, the best places to shop for spice tend to be in the poorer, immigrant areas of the city, whereas seven hundred years ago it was the exact reverse, with the business addresses of London's grocers and spicers concentrated in the (then) well-off areas of the City. Spice could be bought from a number of retailers in the wealthy parishes of Saint Pancras, Saint Benet's Sherehog, Milk Street, and Saint Mary-le-Bow; but no spicer saw fit to set up shop in the poorer area of Farringdon. Spices went where the money was."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 136

    December 2, 2016

  • "In England in 1284, a pound of mace cost 4 s. 7 d., a sum that could also buy three sheep--a whopping outlay for even the better-off peasantry. At much the same time, a pound of nutmeg would buy half a cow."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 136

    December 2, 2016

  • "In England in 1284, a pound of mace cost 4 s. 7 d., a sum that could also buy three sheep--a whopping outlay for even the better-off peasantry. At much the same time, a pound of nutmeg would buy half a cow."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 136

    December 2, 2016

  • "A rare exception to the generally upper-class tenor of medieval cookery books is the mid-fifteenth-century Liber cure cocorum, written for those who could afford to practice only economical 'petecure,' literally 'small cooking.'* The preface outlines the principles of cooking on a budget: 'This craft is set forth for poor men, that may not have spicery as they would like.' The history of cooking is the history of class cooking."

    "* from the Old French <i>petite queuerie</i>."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 136

    December 2, 2016

  • "One English culinary manuscripts gives details for the preparation of three variants of hippocras, specifying different quantities of spice according to rank and budget: pro rege, pro domino, and, with the least spice of all, pro populo."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 135

    December 2, 2016

  • Interesting historical note on Rameses II can be found on peppercorn.

    December 2, 2016

  • "The first known consumer of pepper on whom we can hang a name did not use his spice to season his dinner, for he was long past any pleasures of the flesh. He was, in fact, a corpse: the royal skin and bones of Rameses II, arguably the greatest of Egypt's pharoahs, up whose large, bent nose a couple of peppercorns were inserted not long after his death on July 12, 1224 B.C.

    "The upper reaches of the pharoah's nose mark the beginning, for the time being, of one of the most important chapters in the history of spice."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 145

    December 2, 2016

  • Usage/historical note on poivre chaut.

    December 2, 2016

  • Usage/historical note on poivre chaut.

    December 2, 2016

  • Usage/historical note on poivre chaut.

    December 2, 2016

  • Usage/historical note on poivre chaut.

    December 2, 2016

  • "Of the various sauces, one of the oldest and most popular was black pepper sauce, in which the sharpness of pepper was offset by bread crumbs and vinegar. There was a hotter variant called poivre chaut, hot pepper, and another called poivre aigret, sour pepper, with verjuice and wild apples.... Another perennial favorite, often served with roasted poultry, known as galantyne, was made from bread crumbs, ginger, galangal, sugar, claret, and vinegar." ... One of the most popular sauces across the breadth of medieval Europe was camelyne, so called for its tawny camel color, the keynotes of which were cinnamon, vinegar, garlic, and ginger, mixed with bread crumbs and occasionally raisins. (The name was doubly apt, for much of the cinnamon so consumed would have done time on a camel's back while in transit through Arabia.)"

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 112-113

    December 2, 2016

  • "(The beauty of the pig, so to speak, and the main reason behind its importance to the medieval diet, was that unlike sheep or cows it could be left to fend for itself, foraging on chestnuts and waste, whether in town or country; but even for pigs there was not enough food to go around through the lean months.)"

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 109

    Additional text, in which this parenthetical is placed, can be found in a comment on November.

    December 2, 2016

  • Interesting usage/historical note can be found in comment on November.

    December 2, 2016

  • "Medieval Europe lacked most of the high-yielding grass and root crops that are today used to feed herds through the winter and enable a year-round supply of fresh meat--the turnip, for instance, was still considered a garden vegetable. ... Only the largest and wealthiest households had either the pasture to keep their herds alive or the storage space to put aside sufficient hay to see them through the winter.

    "For all those who lacked this luxury, as soon as the frosts moved in and the pasture died off, a good proportion of the herd had to be slaughtered. Traditionally, the seasonal killing was set for Martinmas, or November 11--for which reason the Anglo-Saxon name for November was 'Blood Month.' What could not be eaten within a few days had to be salted down..."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 109-110

    (More can be found on spices.)

    December 2, 2016

  • Interesting usage/historical note on spices.

    December 2, 2016

  • "Medieval Europeans were no more hardened to the taste of putrid meat and fish than we are. The risk of unsafe ingredients was not taken lightly, and by the later Middle Ages municipal authorities across Europe were taking steps to crack down on sellers of bad meat and fish with harsh penalties. In comparison, the modern health inspector is a toothless creature. The pillory was primarily a punishment for crimes committed in the marketplace. ... Anyone willing to believe that medieval Europe lived on a diet of spiced and rancid meat has never tried to cover the taste of advanced decomposition with spices.

    "There were, however, other flavors that spices helped surmount. The offending taste was not of putrefaction but of salt, as mentioned earlier. ... What could not be eaten within a few days had to be salted down, with the result that most if not all the meat eaten from November through the spring was dry, chewy, and salty, requiring soaking and prolonged cooking to alleviate the taste. ... The one good word Rabelais can find for salted meat is that it worked up a fearsome thirst, the better to throw down the wine."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 109-110

    December 2, 2016

  • See usage, explanation, etc. in comment on clarry.

    December 2, 2016

  • "With the advent of the technology of the bottle and cork in the sixteenth century, the need for spices in wine was abruptly less pressing. Winemaking techniques and the quality of the end result improved. Yet of all of spices' uses in the medieval world, spiced wines were perhaps the most enduring, long outlansting the Middle Ages. Samuel Pepys (1633-1703) enjoyed an occasional glass of hippocras; it even gets a mention in Der Rosenkavalier. Neither clarry nor hippocras has ever quite disappeared, ultimately evolving into the vermouth, glögg, and mulled wine of today--still one of the best ways of dealing with a red on the turn, short of pouring it down the sink.

    "Spiced ale, on the other hand, has gone the way of the crossbow and the codpiece. In the Middle Ages, ale really was good for you--comparatively speaking. It was certainly better than the available water, an observation traditionally credited to Saint Arnulphus, bishop of Soissons and abbot of the Benedictine foundation of Oudenbourg, who died in 1087. Arnulphus is the patron saint of brewers, an acknowledgement of his realization that heavy ale drinkers were less afflicted by epidemics than were the rest of the population. Particularly in Europe's densely crowded towns, with their poor drainage and rudimentary public hygiene, untreated water was a daily reality and an extremely effective vector of infection. Though the effect of contaminated water was only dimly appreciated, the medical theory of the day added intellectual respectability to the wariness of water, classing it as wet and cooling and therefore potentially inimical to the body's natural balance of moderate warmth and moisture.... Given that the ale drinker was exposed to fewer microbiological nasties, Arnulphus's bias against water made perfect sense. The upshot was that ale was consumed in prodigious quantities."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 116-117

    December 2, 2016

  • Usage notes in comments on speciarius and spicer.

    December 2, 2016

  • See another interesting usage on speciarius. Also grossarii which will move you to cubebs, and also grocer and apothecary, and unguent.

    "In the medieval mind spices and medicines were effectively one and the same. Not all drugs were spices, but all spices were drugs. The identity was reflected in vocabulary: the Late Latin term for spices, (pigmenta) was practically synonymous with medicines, and so it remained through the Middle Ages. Apothecary and spicer were effectively one and the same: 'one who has at hand for sale aromatic spices and all manner of things needful in medicine,' in the words of a fourteenth-century manuscript at Chartres Cathedral. The apothecary took his name from the Greek term for a warehouse where high-value goods such as spices were stored. Even today one Italian word for pharmacist is speziale. He is the direct descendant of the medieval spicer (speciarius), whose wares were among the most sought after and esteemed medicines of the age."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 159

    December 2, 2016

  • "In wealthier households, the task of juggling these considerations fell to the speciarius, or spicer. Occupying a role midway between pharmacist and in-house health consultant, the spicer was considered an indispensable employee. In 1317, the household of the French king found room (or cash) for only four officers of his chamber: a barber, a tailor, a taster, and a spicer."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 125

    December 2, 2016

  • Usage and recipe (of a sort) in comment on spiced ale and more on clarry.

    December 2, 2016

  • "This was where spices came, yet again, to the rescue. The medieval popularity of nutmeg owed much to ale's perishability: as the clove and cinnamon were to wine, so the nutmeg was to ale--the context of Chaucer's reference to 'notemuge to putte in ale.' Here too, the medieval palate seems to have developed a virtue out of necessity, acquiring a taste for spiced ale to the point that the addition of spice became expected, even preferred; the spice was used 'wheither it (the ale) be moyste (fresh) or stale,' as Chaucer puts it. ... Some of these spiced ales survived until relatively recently, such as 'Stingo,' a variety of pepper-flavored beer popular in London in the eighteenth century. Russian writers of the nineteenth century mention sbiten', a spiced mead flavored with cardamom and nutmeg."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 118

    Another usage/historical note can be found in a comment on clarry.

    December 2, 2016

  • "Writing of the popular clove-flavored wine known as gariofilatum, John of Trevisa summarized the attractions of the spices: 'The virtue of the spices and herbs changes and amends the wine, imparting thereto a singular virtue, rendering it both healthy and pleasant at the same time ... for the virtue of the spices preserves and keeps wines that would otherwise soon go off.'"

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 116

    December 2, 2016

  • "To a far greater extent than with solid foods, their (spices) use was dictated by a need to preserve against corruption, or at least cover its taste. ... Taken neat, medieval wine could be a harrowing experience, and the problem of foul wine was sufficiently common to inspire all kinds of complaints, as with the man-strangling 'hard, green and faithless' wines of the poet Guiot de Vaucresson. ... Geffroi de Waterford said of the variety known as vernache that it 'tickles without hurting'--faint praise indeed."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 114

    December 2, 2016

  • "This basic template (recipe in comment on hippocras) admitted almost infinite variation. Hippocras could also be made with cloves and nutmeg; another variant called for mace and cardamom. Clarry was much the same as hippocras, the chief difference (though not necessarily) being the use of honey in place of sugar."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 114

    December 2, 2016

  • Usage note on hippocras.

    December 2, 2016

  • "The methods of preparing spiced wine remained much the same throughout the Middle Ages. The basic technique was to mix and grind a variety of spices, which were then added to the wine, red or white, which was then sweetened with sugar or honey and finally filtered through a bag, bladder, or cloth. The latter was known as 'Hippocrates's sleeve,' hence the wine's name, 'hippocras.' A late fourteenth-century book of household management gives the following instructions:

    'To make powdered hippocras, take a quarter of very fine cinnamon selected by tasting it, and half a quarter of fine flour of cinnamon, an ounce of selected string ginger (gingembre de mesche), fine and white, and an ounce of grain (of paradise), a sixth of nutmegs and galangal together, and grind them all together. And when you would make your hippocras, take a good half ounce of this powder and two quarters of sugar and mix them with a quart of wine, by Paris measure.'"
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 113-114

    Additional note(s) on clarry.

    December 2, 2016

  • Usage and note on word/culinary origins can be found on gingembras. Also here's more: 

    "Intermediate markets, such as Montpellier, served as regional suppliers, so that spice merchants from all over southern France would obtain their spices from what functioned as both a wholesale and retail market. Montpellier was known for special preparations made with the spices it acquired from international merchants. Among complex medical compounds, the theriac of Montpellier was particularly prized (see note on theriac for more info such as ingredients). Medieval gingerbread and preserved ginger from Montpellier were sold throughout France and beyond its borders, commanding prices twice as high as comparable confections made anywhere else. Nuremberg was another center for the distribution of spices, in this case for central Europe. To this day the town is famous for its spiced Christmas cakes and gingerbread."

    Paul Freedman, <i>Out of the East: Spices and the Medieval Imagination</i> (New Haven and London: Yale UP, 2008), 116.

    December 2, 2016

  • Usage note in comment on gingembras.

    December 2, 2016

  • "Typically, these after-dinner spices were candied with sugar and fruit, like the Provencal orengat, fine slices of orange left to soak in sugar syrup for a week or so before being boiled in water, sweetened with honey, and finally cooked with ginger. The convention endured well beyond the medieval period, the candied and jellied fruits served today its direct descendants. Another survivor is gingerbread, which takes its name from the Middle English "gingembras," originally a composition of ginger and other spices. The modern 'bread' bears little resemblance to the original, which was more of a stodgy paste."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 113

    More on the association of this baked good with Nuremberg can be found on gingerbread.

    December 2, 2016

  • "To follow there were desserts such as frumenty, a sweet porridge of wheat boiled in milk and spices, and sugary confections of spices and dried fruits, washed down with spiced wine and ale..."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 105

    December 2, 2016

  • "Around this time guilds of spicers and pepperers began to crop up across the major towns of Europe. The speciarius became an increasingly common figure on the urban scene; by the thirteenth century he was part of the mercantile establishment. In Oxford in 1264, the shop of one William the Spicer was burned by boisterous students. In London, the Company of the Grocers is still in existence, having grown out of the older guild of the Pepperers; their coat of arms has nine cloves at its center. Guilds such as these were the remote ancestors of the supermarkets of the twenty-first century."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 103

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  • "The medieval mystic dreamed of spices in Paradise; the gourmand, in Cockayne. Indeed, for the true gourmand, Cockayne was Paradise. For as Paradise soothed and delighted the weary spirit, so Cockayne was tailor-made for the empty or, for that matter, the merely greedy stomach. Here the only virtues were gluttony, leisure, and pleasure, the only vices exertion and care. Doing nothing earned a salary, work was penalized, women were rewarded for sleeping around. A decent fart earned half a crown. Even in church the truest form of worship was to stuff oneself. Conveniently, the church itself was edible, its walls made of pastry, fish, and meat and buttressed with puddings."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 98

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  • "Yet if spices were becoming more familiar with every year, it was a familiarity that rested on a network of trade and travel that few could have comprehended. The reality was scarcely less wonderful than the fantasies of Paradise and Cockayne. A Rhineland nobleman int he eleventh century could order furs from Siberia, spices and silks from Byzantium and the Islamic world beyond, pepper from India, ginger from China, and nutmeg and clove from the Moluccas. Individuals such as Nahray ibn Nissim, a Tuinisan Jew settled in Egypt, were dealing in products as diverse as Spanish tin and coral, Moroccan antimony, Eastern spices, Armenian cloths, rhubarb from Tibet, and spikenard from Nepal. By this stage the trading guild known as the Karimis, a group of Jewish spice merchants based in Cairo, had their agents scattered across the Old World, from China in the east to Mali in the west."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 101-102

    December 2, 2016

  • "Cubeb, or 'tailed' pepper, Piper cubeba,, is a pepper look-alike native to the Indonesian archipelago, popular in medieval times as a seasoning, medicine, and aphrodisiac."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 98n.

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  • "History was repeating itself: a millennium after Rome had first sent its fleets to India and its moralizers had fretted whether spices were corroding its once steely ethics, the same concerns were resurfacing. Just as medieval Europe lived in the long shadow cast by Rome, drawing its water from still-functioning aqueducts and traveling its worn but still-workable roads, conducting its diplomacy and theology in Rome's language, so with its cuisine. The mingled fascination and revulsion spices provoked, the intertwining of taste and distaste, wound back in time as far as the Caesars."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 97.

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  • "The reputation of spices as luxuries confined to kings and great noblemen would begin to change, at a glacier pace, only as the millennium drew to a close. After a flurry of references around the time of Charlemagne, followed by a near century of silence, the trade returned to western Europe on a more solid basis toward the end of the ninth century.

    "Driving this increased consumption was a slow stirring of Europe's economy and the steady growth of its population. The revival of the metallurgy and textile industries in central and western Europe and the opening of silver mines in Germany's Harz Mountains went some way to remedying a chronic shortage of the precious metals needed to pay for high-value imports from the East. Increased surpluses in the hands of an emergent landowning class--kings and local strongmen, bishops and monasteries--brought with them a new level of demand for luxuries and the trappings of wealth.

    "Meeting this demand brought about one of the pivotal developments in European history. Through trade and travel Europe was exposed to a wider world from which it had been effectively isolated for centuries; and where goods and money flowed, books, people, and ideas followed. Exotic and expensive luxuries were, after piety and war, the chief expenses of the aristocracy. The trade that supplied them sparked a whole 'complex of activities'--economic, political, geographic, and technical--whose effects are still with us. Slowly, surely, Western Christendom developed from a sheltered, isolated backwater into an increasingly confident, assertive culture."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 94-95.

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  • "Via these two writers the Roman kitchen lived on in a strange half life in the halls of the early medieval nobility. Indeed, in one sense both Anthimus and Vinidarius represented an advance on Roman times, since they were aware of the clove, a spice apparently unknown to Apicius. That they were was due to the efforts of unknown others, the crews and merchants of the Arab dhows, Malay outriggers, and Chinese junks pushing east, many thousands of miles away, to the five tiny volcanic islands where the spice grew. By such obscure means the clove appeared in European cuisine the best part of a millennium before any European source makes mention of the Moluccas."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 89

    December 2, 2016

  • Historical note about the word origins in comment on spicarium.

    December 2, 2016

  • Historical note about the word origins in comment on spicarium.

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  • Historical note about the word origins in comment on spicarium.

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  • Historical note about the word origins in comment on spicarium.

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  • "The sixth-century laws of the Franks, Visigoths, and Alamanni all mention a spicarium, a warehouse where high-value goods were stored. By this route the word entered the ferment of Late Latin and Germanic dialects that in turn evolved into today's Romance languages. Hence, in short, the terminology that persists into the third millennium, at root unchanged since late antiquity: Spanish especia, Portuguese especiaria, French épice, Italian spezia."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 87

    December 2, 2016

  • Usage note in comment on cursus publicus.

    December 2, 2016

  • "Once Christianity became the official religion of the empire, senior churchmen had access to the cursus publicus, or government post, the imperial network of inns and warehouses supplying food, transport, and accommodation to all senior officials traveling on state business. A warrant granting access to the cursus survives from A.D. 314, addressed to three bishops en route to a church council at Arles. When they arrived at an inn along the route, the bishops could expect to be supplied with lodging, horses, carriages, bread, oil, chicken, eggs, vegetables, beef, pigs, sheep, lamb, geese, pheasants, garum, cumin, dates, almonds, salt, vinegar, and honey, along with an impressive array of spices: pepper, cloves, cinnamon, spikenard, costus, and mastic."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 84

    December 2, 2016

  • "The merits of the case need not detain us. More interesting is the moralizing thrust, which forms one of the central themes of the history of spice from from the days of imperial Rome practically to our own day. All of these themes would in due course resurface--often, ironically enough, in the form of Christian polemics directed at the decadent empire. As spices were sought after, so too were they seen as an insidious cancer eating away at Rome's personal and public vigor. (How the eastern half of the empire, which survived until 1453, was any less dissolute or less addicted to Eastern luxury than the western half is unclear. With its access to the trans-Eurasian caravan routes, there were more, not fewer, spices in Byzantium.) In this view it was not the barbarians or even the lead pipes but all that spice that caused the fall of Rome."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 83

    December 2, 2016

  • "So it was that spices failed the moralists' checklist of acceptability on all counts. They were expensive, enfeebling, Eastern, effeminizing. And as if this were not enough, they lacked any evident nutritional value, their sole apparent function being to stimulate the appetite into new excesses of gluttony. Pliny drew these themes together while affecting an air of lofty contempt for the taste for pepper then sweeping the empire...."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 82.

    December 2, 2016

  • "The comedies of Plautus (ca. 254-184 BC) and Terence (ca. 195-ca. 159 BC) are sprinkled through with references to seasonings (condimenta), one of their stock characters the boastful cook who can reel off all the exotic flavors at his disposal: Cilician saffron, Egyptian coriander, Ethiopian cumin, and, most tempting of all, silphium of Cyrene. This North African aromatic, ultimately harvested to extinction, turned Roman gourmets weak at the knees.*

    *By the middle of the first century AD, Nero could acquire just one specimen, apparently the last. Thus to his many crimes must be added an extinction."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 74

    November 30, 2016

  • Usage note in comment on spikenard.

    Another on acetum.

    November 30, 2016

  • "To modern eyes the most striking use of spices is in a huge variety of sauces, both hot and cold, either cooked as an integral part of the dish or added after cooking. There was a sharp sauce to cut fat.... A digestive sauce helped the meat go down with the sharp-sweet combination.... There was a green sauce of pepper, cumin, caraway, spikenard*, 'all types of mixed green herbs,' dates, honey, vinegar, wine, garum, and oil...."

    *Spikenard, Nardostachys jatamansi, a scented grass from which an aromatic oil is extracted, is native to northern India."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 70

    November 30, 2016

  • "... reliable information is in short supply. The one significant exception is the cookbook known by the unspectacular title of De re coquinaria, or Cookbook, the sole example of the genre to have survived from antiquity. Both the author and the date of composition are unknown, although traditionally it has been ascribed to a certain Apicius, a legendary gourmand of the first century AD."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 69

    November 30, 2016

  • "Archaeology reinforces the impression of a widespread taste. Silver pepper pots (piperatoria) dating from the early imperial period onward have been found practically all over the Roman world: at Pompeii; to the south in Corfinium and Murmuro in Sicily; at Nicolaevo in Bulgaria; at Cahors, Arles-Trinquetaille, and Saint-Maur-de-Glanfeuil in France."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 67

    Not to be confused with horrea piperataria.

    November 30, 2016

  • Not to be confused with piperatoria, or pepper pots.

    November 30, 2016

  • "Further along the Forum are the remains of the horrea piperataria, the spice stores constructed by the emperor Domitian in AD 92.... Two thousand years on, the assiduous visitor can still see the remains of Domitian's pepper warehouse, now no more than a few crumbling, shin-high walls and unimpressive piles of rubble.... They are, frankly, not much to look at, yet if there were such a thing, they would merit a mark on the culinary map of Europe. For the ruins of the horrea mark a beginning of sorts, as the oldest visible reminder of the serious advent of Eastern spices in European cuisine, the beachhead from which spices went on to conquer the palates of the Western world."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 66

    November 30, 2016

  • "In the time of the emperor Trajan (ruled AD 98-117), spices, collectively known as the pipera, or peppers, were sold in a market built into the flank of the Quirinal Hill, of which several walls and arches are still standing. Until the end of the Middle Ages, the memory of the spices once sold here endured in the name of the ancient road still visible from the Via IV Novembre, like many other ancient names corrupted via the medium of medieval Latin but easily recognizable as the Via Biberatica."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 65-66

    November 30, 2016

  • "A few weeks' sailing brought the pepper to Rome's great port at Ostia at the mouth of the Tiber. From here it was shipped upriver for distribution and sale in the city's 'Perfumers' Quarter,' the vicus unguentarius."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 65

    November 30, 2016

  • Usage note in comment on Wadi Menih.

    November 30, 2016

  • "During the course of one such crossing a returnee from the Indian voyage carved graffiti that may still be read on the walls of the Wadi Menih: 'C. Numidius Eros made this in the 38th year of Caesar's {Augustus's} rule, returning from India in the month of Pamenoth.' In modern terms the year was 2 BC, the month of February or March, precisely the time when the fleets were expected back on the winds of the winter monsoon."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 65

    November 30, 2016

  • Another usage note in comment on malabathron.

    November 30, 2016

  • "Costus is the aromatic root of Sassurea lappa, indigenous to Kashmir from which is extracted a powerful oil widely used in ancient perfumes and unguents."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 61n.

    Another usage note in comment on malabathron and cursus publicus.

    November 30, 2016

  • "The Romans called at any one of nineteen ports in which, in the words of Periplus, 'great ships sail ... due to the vast quantities of pepper and malabathron.* ... There were spices from the north, costus and nard from the Himalayan foothills, and still others arriving from further east (including, quite possibly, Moluccan cloves and nutmeg, although there are questions over their identification in Rome before the fourth century AD). But it was pepper that was Malabar's chief attraction."

    "*Malabathron is cinnamon leaf, sometimes called 'Indian leaf,' prized on account of its potent aromatic oil. It is the leaf of one of several relatives of cinnamon native to India."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 61

    November 30, 2016

  • "By the time of the geographer Strabo (ca. 63 BC-ca. AD 24) ... a fleet numbering some 120 ships set off annually for the year-long round-trip to India. The outlines of their journey are described in the document known as the Periplus, a pilot's guide to sailing in the Indian Ocean. Written by an anonymous Greek-speaking sailor sometime in the first century AD, the Periplus describes each step of the journey, identifying which harbors to stop in and which goods to acquire. His readers were the long-distance traders and trampers who serviced the ports and markets in what he calls the Erythraean Sea, by which he meant the huge expanse of water encompassing both the Red Sea and the Persian Gulf and Indian Ocean beyond."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 59

    --

    November 30, 2016

  • Comment on pepper, and a mind-blowing historical note on coriander.

    November 30, 2016

  • Comment on pepper. Also usage/historical note on sacrament.

    November 30, 2016

  • Comment on pepper

    November 30, 2016

  • "Outside the Essex town of Saffron Walden, few would guess that in medieval times England was long Europe's greatest producer of saffron."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 306

    Also see comment on pepper. Another usage/historical note on sacrament.

    November 30, 2016

  • Comment on pepper, and a mind-blowing (at least to me) historical note on coriander.

    November 30, 2016

  • "The Romans were not the first Europeans to eat pepper, but they were the first to do so with any regularity.... cuminsesame, coriander, oregano, and saffron are all mentioned in the Greek New Comedy of the fourth and third centuries B.C., but as yet no Eastern spices. It was not that the spices were unknown or that no one had yet thought to eat them, but rather than their exorbitant cost rendered them too precious for consumption by all but the very wealthy. There is a fragment by the Attic poet Antiphanes dating from the fourth century B.C.: 'If a man should bring home some pepper he's bought, they propose a motion that he be tortured as a spy.'--from which not much can be extracted other than a vague allusion to a high cost. Another fragment contains a recipe for an appetizer of pepper, salad leaf, sedge (a grassy flowering herb), and Egyptian perfume."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 58-59.

    November 30, 2016

  • "Galangal is the root of Alpinia officinarum, a native of eastern Asia related to ginger, with a similar though slightly more astringent taste. Still popular in Thai cuisine, it was widely used in Europe in the Middle Ages."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 46 (n)

    November 28, 2016

  • "Zedoary is an aromatic tuberous root of one of several species of Curcuma, related to ginger and turmeric. It was widely used in medieval medicines and cuisine."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 47

    November 28, 2016

  • "With toeholds on the tiny islands of Ai and Run, James I was, for a time, proud to style himself 'King of England, Scotland, Ireland, France, Puloway and Puloroon.'"

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 37

    November 28, 2016

  • "... Taking into account the loss of four of the five ships, the advances paid to the crews, back pay for the survivors, and pensions and rewards for the pilot, it emerges that once the Victoria's 381 bags of cloves had been brought to market the expedition registered a modest net profit. For the investors it was a disappointment, paltry in comparison with the astronomical returns then being enjoyed by the Portuguese in the East; but it was a profit nonetheless. The conclusion must rate as one of accountancy's more dramatic moments: a small holdful of cloves funded the first circumnavigation of the globe."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 36.

    November 28, 2016

  • Additional text on pages Ternate and Tidore.

    November 28, 2016

  • Additional text on pages Ternate and Tidore.

    November 28, 2016

  • Additional text on pages Ternate and Tidore.

    November 28, 2016

  • (Additional text on page for Ternate.)

    "... A mile across the water stands Tidore, Ternate's twin and historic rival, like Ternate a near-perfect volcanic cone, barely ten miles long, its altitude a mere nine meters less: 1,721 meters to Ternate's 1,730. From the summit it is possible to see the other three North Moluccan islands, marching off in a line to the south: Moti, Makian, and Bacan beyond. Together they represent a few dozen square miles in millions of miles of islands and ocean. At the start of the sixteenth century and for millennia beforehand, they were the source of each and every clove consumed on Earth."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 29.

    November 28, 2016

  • "... For the spices they sought grew on only two tiny archipelagoes, each of which is barely larger than a speck on the best modern map. ... No such maps existed in 1500. To locate them among the sixteen thousand or so islands of the archipelago was to find a needle in a haystack.

    The northernmost of those specks is the home of the clove, in what is today the province of Malaku, in the easternmost extremity of Indonesia. Each of the five islands of the North Moluccas is little more than a volcanic cone jutting from the water, fringed by a thin strip of habitable land. From the air, they resemble a row of emerald witches' hats set down on the ocean. Ternate, one of the two principal islands, measures little more than six and a half miles across, tapering at the center to a point more than a mile high. In the phrase of the Elizabethan compiler Samuel Purchas, Ternate's volcano of Gamalama is 'angrie with Nature,' announcing its regular eruptions by spitting Cyclopean boulders into the atmosphere to an altitude of 10,000 meters, like the uncorking of a colossal champagne bottle...."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 28-29

    November 28, 2016

  • "Dominating the strait of the same name between Sumatra and the Malay peninsula, Malacca was the richest port of the East, its prosperity dependent, like Singapore's today, on a position astride a natural bottleneck. Here Gujarati, Arab, Chinese, and Malay ships came to trade for spices and all the exotica of the East. (The name is probably derived from the Arabic malakat, "market.")."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 26-27.

    November 28, 2016

  • "Long before then there had been visitors from Mesopotamia: pieces of teak--another attraction of the coast--were found by Leonard Wooley at Ur of the Chaldees, dating from around 600 B.C.*"

    "* Contacts may well have been still older. Excavations of Mesopotamian cities of the third millennium B.C. have turned up specimens of the Indian chank, a conch shell found only in the coastal waters of southern India and Sri Lanka."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 16-17.

    November 28, 2016

  • "By the time of Christ, when da Gama's native Portugal was still a bleak and barren wilderness of Lusitanian tribesmen peering out on the sailless waters of the Atlantic, Greek mariners were arriving in Malabar in such numbers that one recherché Sanskrit name for pepper was yavanesta, "the passion of the Greeks.""

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), 17.

    November 28, 2016

  • "The clove itself grows in clusters colored green through yellow, pink, and finally a deep, russet red. Timing, as with pepper, is everything, since the buds must be harvested before they overripen. For a few busy days of harvest the more nimble members of the community head to the treetops, beating the cloves from the branches with sticks. As the cloves shower down, they are gathered in nets and spread out to dry hardening and blackening in the sun and taking on the characteristic nail-like appearance that gives the spice its name, from the Latin clavus, "nail." The association is common to all major languages. The oldest certain reference to the clove dates from the Chinese Han period (206 BC to AD 220), when the <i>ting-hiang</i> or "nail spice" was used to freshen courtiers' breath in meetings with the emperor."
    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), xxi-xxii.

    November 26, 2016

  • "Broadly, a spice is not an herb, understood to mean the aromatic, herbaceous, green parts of plants. Herbs are leafy, whereas spices are obtained from other parts of the plant: bark, root, flower bud, gums and resins, seed, fruit, or stigma. Herbs tend to grow in temperate climates, spices in the tropics. Historically, the implication was that a spice was far less readily obtainable than an herb--and far more expensive."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), xix-xx.

    November 26, 2016

  • "It is only by viewing spices in terms of this complex overlap of desires and distaste that the intensity of the appetite can be adequately accounted for--why, in other words, the discoverers we learned about in Aldgate Primary School found themselves on foreign shores demanding cinnamon and pepper with the cannons and galleons of Christendom at their backs."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), xvii.

    November 26, 2016

  • "There was a time not long ago when the more straitlaced residents of the Maine coast were liable to hear themselves dismissed as 'too pious to eat black pepper'--a recollection, perhaps subliminal, of a time when spices had been forbidden foods."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), xvii.

    November 26, 2016

  • "This is a diverse and sprawling history spanning several millennia, beginning with a handful of cloves found in a charred ceramic vessel beneath the Syrian desert, where, in a small town in the banks of the Euphrates River, an individual by the name of Puzurum lost his house to a devastating fire. In cosmic terms, this was a minor event: a new house was built over the ruins of the old, and then another, and many others after that; life went on, and on, and on. In due course a team of archaeologists came to the dusty village that now stands atop the ruins where, from the packed and burned earth that had once been Puzurum's home, they extracted an archive of inscribed clay tablets. By a happy accident (for the archaeologists, if not for Puzurum), the blaze that destroyed the house had fired the friable clay tablets as hard as though they had been baked in a kiln, thereby ensuring their survival over thousands of years. A second fluke was a reference on one of the tablets to a local ruler known from other sources, one King Yadihk-Abu. His name dates the blaze, and the cloves, to within a few years of 1721 B.C."

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), xv.

    November 26, 2016

  • Ternate, Tidore, Moti, Makian, Bacan

    November 26, 2016

  • "We can still appreciate the nostalgia of John Masefield's poem 'Cargoes,' with its

    'Stately Spanish galleon coming from the Isthmus,

    Dipping through the Tropics by the palm-green shores,

    With a cargo of diamonds,

    Emeralds, amethysts,

    Topazes, and cinnamon, and gold moidores.'"

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation_ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), xiv.

    November 26, 2016

  • "Long before the invention of television or the romantic novelist there was the Song of Songs, with its lyrical evocation of the loved one as 'an orchard of pomegranates with all the choicest fruits, henna with nard, nard and saffron, calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense, myrrh, and aloes, with all chief spices.'"

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation _ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), xiii.

    November 26, 2016

  • "Long before the invention of television or the romantic novelist there was the Song of Songs, with its lyrical evocation of the loved one as 'an orchard of pomegranates with all the choicest fruits, henna with nard, nard and saffron, calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense, myrrh, and aloes, with all chief spices.'"

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation _ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), xiii.

    Another usage/note can be found on galbanum.

    November 26, 2016

  • "Long before the invention of television or the romantic novelist there was the Song of Songs, with its lyrical evocation of the loved one as 'an orchard of pomegranates with all the choicest fruits, henna with nard, nard and saffron, calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense, myrrh, and aloes, with all chief spices.'"

    --Jack Turner, _Spice: The History of a Temptation _ (NY: Alfred A. Knopf, 2004), xiii.

    November 26, 2016

  • On the plus side, after this traumatic incident probably 2 years ago, my son has never yet dropped any LEGO piece without immediately flinging himself to the floor to find it before the dog does.

    July 1, 2016

  • Quite likely the ugliest goddamn word ever. I hate it even more than I hate "moist."

    February 29, 2016

  • "There's something here," the officials told him. "We need to get at it." They said that it was ein Verdachtspunkt--a point of suspicion. Nobody used the word 'bomb.'" Adam Higginbotham, "There Are Still Thousands of Tons of Unexploded Bombs in Germany, Left Over from World War II," Smithsonian Magazine, Jan 2016 (http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/seventy-years-world-war-two-thousands-tons-unexploded-bombs-germany-180957680/?no-ist)

    February 17, 2016

  • Yes. I started the list sometime while reading book four. I know I'll go back and read them again, though I thought it would be sooner than now, intending to add the words I encounter there.

    May 25, 2015

  • I thought I was the only one who had dreams of meeting skipvia.

    September 16, 2014

  • Say! I forgot I had this one! :)

    June 24, 2014

  • Why is wombat scat square? this article asks (http://animals.howstuffworks.com/mammals/wombat-scat.htm). So it doesn't roll away.

    June 2, 2014

  • Don't forget "purfuit of happinefs."

    June 2, 2014

  • I can be all over this fhit, if you want. I work with 18th-century textf all the time.

    June 2, 2014

  • Nobody else has commented on this? After Game of Thrones and all? Sheesh.

    May 30, 2014

  • You are really good at this.

    May 30, 2014

  • Was it rather ha, ha, ha? I'll see if I can find it.

    May 30, 2014

  • "The five wapentake courts were administered by the steward of Middleham who, as bailiff, acted in place of the sheriff of Yorkshire in the liberty."

    —A. J. Pollard, Warwick the Kingmaker: Politics, Power and Fame (London: Hambledon Continuum, 2007), 113.

    April 22, 2014

  • "He was subsequently retained by the duchy of Lancaster and by the duke of York, whose councilor he became, and for whom he was acting as a mainpernor by bill of the treasurer (Salisbury) at Westminster on 19 July 1454 (as of Middleham) with Witham (in his capacity as chancellor of the Exchequer), as of London."

    —A. J. Pollard, Warwick the Kingmaker: Politics, Power and Fame (London: Hambledon Continuum, 2007), 87.

    April 22, 2014

  • This one's pretty fun too...

    April 11, 2014

  • This really is one of the best pages on the Internet. Wow.

    "I'm fucking pro-mitts, anti-swaddling, you wretch!" is one of the best sentences in the history of English, also.

    *sigh*

    April 11, 2014

  • Ruzuzu, I cannot figure this fucking site out anymore. I did add epileptic lagomorph driving for you. Feel free to adopt it.

    April 11, 2014

  • How Complex Was Neanderthal Speech? <a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/quora/2013/09/22/how_complex_was_neanderthal_speech.html?wpisrc=obnetwork"> (Link to Slate article, originally appeared on Quora)</a>

    October 9, 2013

  • I just wanted to give this list a boost. I still talk about it. Just told some friends at work about it and how important it is to have a place to enter these manly scents. (We were snorting Play-Doh at the time.)

    October 8, 2013

  • thanks for the suggestion, bilby.

    September 17, 2013

  • To be fair, he left about five slices in the bag.

    September 17, 2013

  • This isn't counting the ones he hid under the couch.

    September 17, 2013

  • Here's a more recent article about the same procedure: http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2013/09/10/216553408/microbe-transplants-treat-some-diseases-that-drugs-cant-fix

    September 17, 2013

  • Heh heh! No I'm not.

    July 17, 2013

  • Jesus, deinonychus! I can't un-see that!!! IT'S FREAKY AS HELL!!

    *adds it to list*

    July 12, 2013

  • thanks ry! I like that people are still coming across these lists. I wish I had more time to hang out and make new ones. I was just telling some people in the office about my Loaded Words and Loaded Words Part Deux lists and thinking of a whole bunch of additions...

    July 4, 2013

  • You need to read this article to get why it's on this list.

    February 5, 2013

  • This is also pretty fun.

    February 5, 2013

  • Congratulations to fantods for making it onto the 2013 Wayne State Word Warriors list of words that should be used more often. Seen here.

    January 31, 2013

  • Eew! Added.

    January 31, 2013

  • Wow, thanks! I totally forgot I even had this list! :)

    January 31, 2013

  • As seen in this article. Eew.

    January 23, 2013

  • It's just as well I don't usually interact with those folks, then. :)

    January 21, 2013

  • Hm. I see how that means something, but the additional concept isn't particularly "loaded" with additional meaning. I did add a couple other suggestions, though.

    January 17, 2013

  • Ain't that the truth.

    January 16, 2013

  • deinonychus, I am so grateful to you for sharing that information. This list is *exactly* the place for sharing that sort of thing, and I'm moved (ahem) that you did so.

    I thought your link might be to this article, but I was (delightfully) wrong! Yet another article on the phenomenon! Poo-nomenon! Thank you for enriching our lives. :)

    January 15, 2013

  • Featured article of the day on Wikipedia.org today (here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abuwtiyuw).

    November 8, 2012

  • "C.S.S. Virginia struggles to damage the U.S.S. Monitor in this gauche'>gouache">gauche painting which brings to life the drama of close combat with frightening power of armament and devotion to duty."
    Aside from thinking this is a stupid sentence, I am also pretty sure they meant that the painting is gouache. *eyeroll*

    October 8, 2012

  • http://xkcd.com/1104/

    September 18, 2012

  • Is it bad that my first thought on seeing your comment, ruzuzu, was of clinchpoop? *off to read some archival funnies*

    August 21, 2012

  • Or this one, the mother (in size only) of all O'Brian lists (that I know of). Enjoy.

    http://www.wordnik.com/lists/the-aubrey-maturin-list-i-m-gonna-make-someday

    August 21, 2012

  • *sigh*

    August 21, 2012

  • How interesting. Have you also read Simon & Schuster's guide from 1980?

    August 21, 2012

  • Indeed, ruzuzu, I do. *sigh*

    Isn't Benedict Cumberbatch dreamy with his black hair and his insolent self-centered bastardy?

    August 8, 2012

  • And, four years later, I found this nifty list that I may someday cross-check with this other list: link.

    July 20, 2012

  • Yeah... on the odd occasions I return to Wordnik, I read the recent comments and I'm usually glad to leave again... :(

    Nice to see you again, though, bilby. (And ruzuzu, of course.)

    July 20, 2012

  • just found this... I assume you mean my Aubrey/Maturin list? I'm sorry it isn't open. But you could always start your own! For a while someone was even keeping lists of the different lists around on various topics... but that seemed a little disappearing-into-myself for me. :) Best wishes!

    July 18, 2012

  • oh, thanks! I think it's already on the list though! (at least when I went to add it, it looked like it!) dumb-chalder

    July 18, 2012

  • Seen here. Thanks to reesetee.

    May 26, 2012

  • As seen here. with thanks to reesetee for pointing it out.

    May 26, 2012

  • ‘priapic elves’ has been looked up 0 times, and is not a valid Scrabble word.

    March 22, 2012

  • Or, as the military refers to it, ADICI, or "I scream you scream."

    March 5, 2012

  • WTF is wrong with that woman?!

    March 5, 2012

  • I hate bananas in general.

    March 5, 2012

  • This is my favorite typo ever. EVER. Except when I entered it, and Wordnik asked, "Did you mean deed scoot?"

    February 21, 2012

  • Man. I haven't seen this list in forever. And it still cracks me gup.

    February 8, 2012

  • "Loosely secure 20 to 30 rubber bands at one end with another rubber band (the 30 should all be lying in roughly the same direction). Then push an unsharpened pencil into the secured end of the bundle. Tighten the rubber band that's holding everything together by wrapping it around the bundle a few more times. Finally, use scissors to cut all the looped ends of the bands." (From Disney FamilyFun)

    February 4, 2012

  • Helps if you flatten the filters overnight first. Also tape them down before coloring.

    February 4, 2012

  • Directions: stir together 1 cup of dry tempera paint with 1 1/2 cups of water and 1/2 teaspoon of liquid dish soap (the soap helps keep the nozzle from clogging). Mix thoroughly, checking that there aren't any lumps. Pour the paints into the spray bottles.

    February 4, 2012

  • Directions: lightly dampen sponge pieces and apply paint to either side. Put in Ziploc bag with paper and seal bag. Turn kid loose.

    February 4, 2012

  • Thanks, Mollyhawk! Yeah, I do have A Sea of Words! I love it. Also got the lobscouse and ... whatever it's called, that book of the disgusting food they ate. I went completely batshit for Aubrey/Maturin. In fact just watched M&C again last night and may start reading these books again! Glad you like the list.

    January 3, 2012

  • Seen here. Thanks to reesetee, who posted it on Facebook.

    December 6, 2011

  • Some HTML, comments on lists, comments on profiles, random word, comments on tags, new lists, contributors, profile list of tags, likeness of yarb carved on Mt Rushmore, content, conversations....

    December 6, 2011

  • Reesetee, this is a word for your "It Has a Name?" list, I think.

    December 6, 2011

  • Can I just second a bunch of these, seeing as ruzuzu, yarb, hernesheir, and bilby have done all the work?

    December 6, 2011

  • I freaked out. I mean, I Just freaked the fuck out. It says "show all 200 of my lists" over on the right. I have 260 lists. I thought I lost 60 lists.

    I have *GOT* to find a way to archive my stuff. This is crazy.

    October 28, 2011

  • Yeah!!! What if, like, somebody thought up this site, okay, where, like, people could just LIST things. And they could comment on other people's lists. And on other people's words! And other people could, like, talk to them, but about WORDS! They should totally call it something like "wordie."

    October 28, 2011

  • To quote George Thomason (Thomas Georgeson) of A Fish Called Wanda, "Un-be-fucking-liev-a-ble!!!"

    October 28, 2011

  • God. I see these things *all over* Wall Street.

    October 24, 2011

  • p.s. I want my content back.

    October 20, 2011

  • Sionnach, are you trying to tell me that Facebook is less private than your comments on Wordnik? ;)

    WHY, for the love of PETE, whoever he IS, does this site still take FOREVER to LOAD?!

    October 20, 2011

  • Still hoping to keep in touch with beloved Wordizens whom I communicate with only on this site. Missing comments, etc. on profiles (etc.) is seriously harshing my mellow.

    Also still hoping to continue using this as a research/note-storing site as well as a social one. Not having access to comments is seriously marginalizing my discourse.

    September 28, 2011

  • I think this happened on sausage fest some time ago.

    September 28, 2011

  • Seen here.

    August 24, 2011

  • Seen here.

    August 24, 2011

  • Seen here, "Teutonic plates." Love it.

    August 24, 2011

  • Hey, do you know what the difference is between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

    *waits patiently*

    August 24, 2011

  • *judders citations in ruzuzu's face*

    Sorry. Don't know what came over me.

    August 24, 2011

  • There. No longer an orphan.

    August 23, 2011

  • Ah. British. Okay, thanks.

    Still a hideous, hideous word. I'd sooner watch a soap opera called "Probe."*

    * No I wouldn't.

    August 23, 2011

  • Me? No, no. You must mean Mrs. Gabaldon.

    August 23, 2011

  • Isn't (or wasn't) this also the name of an Australian soap opera?

    August 22, 2011

  • *sigh* This is what hurts: in response to the suggestion of a social-only version of Wordnik, which is understandably not in the works:

    "Even if we could, it would make Wordnik another soulless flat definitions-only site (and the Internet is full-up on those, or was last time I checked)."

    This is true. But it's kind of already become that, for me. :(

    August 17, 2011

  • Eeew! Dontcry, can you really secrete umbrage?!

    May I submit that sionnach's comment found itself happily transported via a copy/paste feature, and, like Alice of the Drink Me/Eat Me fame, became larger in the new box?

    August 16, 2011

  • Hi all, I've been away on maternity leave for many moons, and before that, insanely busy at work and home, so I just found this page. I logged in to agree with reesetee's comment, then discovered this whole page... that was three hours ago. (Still busy at work, I guess.) I'm heartened to see the continual striving for improvement here, and to see so many of my creaky old-timer buds from the days of yore. But it's also disheartening to see fifteen new things every time I visit--I hardly recognize the ol' place anymore--and wade through all the comments about things not working right--that's after I even find the comments in the first place... and with the page-load times, usually I just say "screw it" and go over to Facebook or some other place. (Which is getting frickin' boring, might I add.)

    I do love the dates-on-comments thing. I haven't even poked around enough to see what else I like, though.

    So... not sure there's anything actionable or even useful here, but I wanted to throw my coupla pennies in. And say Hi. So... Hi!

    August 16, 2011

  • Very well! Give him... cake!

    August 16, 2011

  • I could've sworn I had a list somewhere of misspellings I saw in actual work documents. Couldn't find it. Anyway, just saw this one.

    Edit: Ho! Here it is.

    August 16, 2011

  • You are a hottie with a naughty body.

    June 26, 2011

  • That may well be, hernesheir, but my first thought is of Edgar Hansen. :)

    June 2, 2011

  • Indeed. As seen here. Schweet.

    June 2, 2011

  • Dontcry, I remember that scene very well! It isn't the first one I think of, but then there are so many others...

    May 23, 2011

  • zuzu, would that were true.

    May 20, 2011

  • As reesetee says, it's just pants! Or... maybe... PANCE.

    May 20, 2011

  • Who remembers Johnny Dangerously? "Did you know your last name is an adverb?"

    Anyway... Joe Piscopo's character was always calling people fargin iceholes. At one point they show a newspaper quoting him and it's actually spelled that way. I still think this euphemism is better than the actual phrase.

    May 14, 2011

  • I've been having "eat what I want day" for... well, going on ten months. I tell you, some whiskey-soaked fufluns en flambé sound pretty fargin good right now.

    May 14, 2011

  • Blahaha!! I forgot all about this.

    May 14, 2011

  • I should just mention, again, that as much as I am not looking forward to labor, I know that on the other side of my travail there's Proctofoam. And that makes me feel just a little bit better.

    May 14, 2011

  • See also spraints. Which you'd think, if you're an otter and you're going poo, you'd probably do more than one spraint anyhow. Right? Right?

    May 13, 2011

  • See also spraint. Apparently otters can poo just one little bit of poo at a time. What a skill!!

    May 13, 2011

  • Ah, now, *that* term belongs on this list! And thank you! It's been a long time since that list (or any of mine, really...) has had any additions. And such a good one.

    "Buck up your courage-bags, boys!"

    May 11, 2011

  • So hopelessly behind on comments that I will never, ever catch up and don't have time even to try. Missing my Wordnik buddies. :-(

    May 10, 2011

  • It has taken me six days to read this page.

    Last time I changed my answers at the last minute and got more wrong than if I hadn't changed any. So this time I refused to change any, and look! I am firmly in the middle of the herd.

    *lends extra tiaras to everyone*

    *dons crash helmet with specially-fitted tiara*

    *fufluns around on a unicycle*

    P.S. I chose wodge because it is a delightful word that makes me think of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches. And what bear doesn't love those? But I also chose wodge because this game is too damn hard for small bear-brains and I wanted there to be at least ONE easy (I thought) entry. :)

    May 10, 2011

  • Please. Add it!

    May 4, 2011

  • "Were you looking for the rut delinquent of Wordnik? NO.

    See comments on horndog.

    May 4, 2011

  • He obviously never met my dog. (EIGHT!! Boo-yah!)

    May 2, 2011

  • I saw the picture of the building. Didn't look like a mansion at all to me, unless you define mansion as just "large building," but in that case, the Empire State Building is a mansion. Is it not. Therefore... *needs fuflun*

    May 2, 2011

  • *fufluns all around, just because*

    May 2, 2011

  • "Hair Today" and "Rapunzel's." "Shear Genius," "Shear Magic" and any number of "Shear" whatevers.

    April 29, 2011

  • Spreadsheet's done! Not that my results will be any better than they were last time...

    bilby -- sinistral

    blafferty -- hidelugged

    dontcry -- tear-resistant

    erinmckean -- calepinerienne

    fbharjo -- harlequin

    frindley -- mediæval

    frogapplause -- heartstringsplucker

    gangerh -- emordnilap

    hernesheir -- balsamaceous

    mollusque -- I wanted to say emordnilap. I'm gonna say od instead, then kick myself later.

    oroboros -- hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophile. And if it's not, it should be.

    PossibleUnderscore -- chrestomathic

    Prolagus -- panda. Again, if it's not, it should be. As huggable as any extinct lagomorph could be.

    pterodactyl -- mortsafe

    reesetee -- present

    ruzuzu -- slopseller

    seanahan -- prodigal

    sionnach -- boggy

    Wordnicolina -- greenhorn?

    Wordplayer -- ascian?

    yarb -- queasy?

    April 28, 2011

  • Oh shit, I never finished my spreadsheet. Wait till I get home tonight!!

    April 27, 2011

  • Seen here.

    April 23, 2011

  • You know, reesetee, I don't think there'll be many changes. Not sure about additions, but I'll keep a list if I come up with any. I think the dearth is because, rather prosaically, we are too exhausted to come up with new ones.

    April 21, 2011

  • And one of my friends did say that any name with diacritical marks gets 2 points...

    April 21, 2011

  • See Mjöllner.

    April 21, 2011

  • My very serious friend comments on this name: "The "j" is pronounced like a "y." Mjöllner was the name of the Hammer of Thor that was imbued with magical powers, not unlike the dorje in the Buddhist tradition. Actually, Dorje is a good name too. Thor used his hammer to smite the ice giants. It has other meanings too...."

    April 21, 2011

  • (psst!! Link please!)

    April 21, 2011

  • "We don't have any matching examples for how to say ghostbusters upon cue of who you gonna call, but we're constantly adding material, so please check back soon."

    April 21, 2011

  • See comments on my list, at right, for an explanation. That is, if you feel you really need one....

    April 21, 2011

  • Ooh! You should pillage from this list and this list. I mean, if you want to. :)

    April 21, 2011

  • Wordniknack is pretty cool.

    April 21, 2011

  • Seen here. Who knew they were spheres?

    April 21, 2011

  • reesetee... you forgot Broccolino.

    April 21, 2011

  • ... this was a real person.

    April 21, 2011

  • I see no vegetable-based names at all on this list. Add away! ;)

    Edit: I mean... except for Kale.

    April 21, 2011

  • According to my friend, this name means "Archer."

    April 21, 2011

  • According to my friend, this name means "Shadow." ... Isn't this a better name for a cat?

    April 21, 2011

  • According to my friend, this name means "Advises."

    April 21, 2011

  • According to my friend, this name means "Council." (I wonder if he meant to say "Counsel"?)

    April 21, 2011

  • According to my friend, this name means "Friend."

    April 21, 2011

  • According to my friend, this name means "Iron."

    April 21, 2011

  • You know, nobody puts this person in a corner.

    April 21, 2011

  • ... for Thaddeus Stevens and Charles Sumner.

    April 21, 2011

  • ... for the Grimké sisters.

    April 21, 2011

  • Around :50, I was muttering, "Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh..." That's teh alsome, Pro. Thanks!

    (p.s. apropos of nothing... isn't the Roman one spelled Colosseum?)

    April 19, 2011

  • Wow, really? I actually stopped working on this list because I got grossed/creeped out. But I'm still glad I made it. :)

    April 19, 2011

  • reesetee, I've spent the last few years developing an immunity to adding words to lists.

    April 19, 2011

  • Discussion/explanation can be seen here.

    April 19, 2011

  • Yes, I found it hard to stop adding terms! I think you can find this on Google Books if you want more. :)

    April 18, 2011

  • You're probably looking for iroquoisy.

    April 14, 2011

  • There's a Woody Guthrie song about that day.

    April 14, 2011

  • Umm...?

    April 6, 2011

  • Sure, it's expensive till you figure out pounds-per-square-inch. Those greedy bastards had no right! How the hell do they think my tiara looks with all that damn camo around?!

    April 6, 2011

  • Also the town my great-grandmother was born in. :)

    April 6, 2011

  • You know what? You're right.

    March 23, 2011

  • ruzuzu, that's disgusting. Added. :)

    March 23, 2011

  • If these weren't real, and real disturbing, they ought to be in the Arsenal of Civil Defunse.

    March 17, 2011

  • I'll play, despite my earlier protests, but only if there's no poop-slinging. (bilby...) ;)

    March 17, 2011

  • Hey. Hey. I don't wear dresses unless in extreme duress--like the late months of pregnancy, or someone's damn wedding.

    Don't call it wordshowers. That feels spiky.

    March 17, 2011

  • Far as I can tell, this is the 600th word on my Dinosaurs list. :)

    Newly discovered; this news seen in this article.

    March 17, 2011

  • Goddamn, this s#$% is some good-ass s#$%. I haven't had Korean food in way too long. *sniff*

    March 10, 2011

  • *wonders if Skip dispenses curling tips to his sugar-making buddies*

    March 10, 2011

  • Fat Tuesday. Though in my case, I don't see how that's different from any other day.

    March 10, 2011

  • I thought it was herdshos.

    March 10, 2011

  • See Euphrates.

    March 10, 2011

  • I love this word. However, it always makes me think of a town, Ephrata (pronounced kind of like EFF-erta, though you hardly hear the R at all), near my hometown. And then I always think of this girl at an indoor-guard competition at some huge high school miles and miles away from both Ephrata and my hometown, who misread the sign on the classroom door that was meant for the kids from Ephrata H.S., and said aloud, "Eupharta."

    March 10, 2011

  • It would also be cool, if there's going to be a formal, if you could let us know ahead of time. It's pure chance I wore a nice dress today. *pouts*

    P.S. On the bright side, thanks for recognizing my request!

    March 10, 2011

  • Across the site, in IE8.

    (I just tried Firefox and it doesn't do it there! Instead, every last blessed comment is in bold type. Grr.)

    March 10, 2011

  • Seen in the first line of page 2 of this article.

    March 10, 2011

  • Nice new homepage!

    However, I'm distraught over a disabled feature that made life on Wordnik worth living. Why can't I right-click and open a window (on a list, comments, another word, etc.) in a new tab? When I do so, I get a tab window saying "unrecognized request formal."

    The same thing happens when I use the back button. Or reload. Why? Why?

    Now, I have never been to an unrecognized request formal, but surely it's just like other formals. Right? Surely what I'm wearing today would be appropriate.

    Also, the new homepage is cool and all... but it takes forever to load on my super-fast work computer with a T1-whatever connection. I shudder to think of the speed at home on my dinosaur computer. :( Is there an option for dinosaur luddites?

    March 10, 2011

  • Seen here, with thanks to Prolagus. :)

    March 3, 2011

  • But laser elbows and laser kneecaps would be way more fun.

    March 2, 2011

  • Or that Australian eco-horrible film, Cane Toads.

    February 24, 2011

  • I refuse.

    February 24, 2011

  • Just saw this in a document I was editing about the War of 1812. Priceless mental images arose.

    February 24, 2011

  • hernesheir, tits are not always, or even often, entirely... uhh... symmetrical.

    I'll leave it at that.

    February 24, 2011

  • With thanks to Prolagus, here is an article about this new (?) "thunder-thighs" dinosaur.

    I guess I mean "newly discovered species of" rather than "new."

    February 24, 2011

  • Hm. Paging through a list that's more than 100 words long presents a problem for me at the moment. I'll get the count (e.g. "Words 101 through 200 of 335") but the list that appears is still actually words 1 through 100.

    Maybe I clicked it wrong. Or maybe it's really showing all 335 and the numbers, not the list, are what's wrong.

    Signed, Too Lazy to Actually Count 335 Words.

    February 14, 2011

  • We also spell this wubby.

    February 14, 2011

  • Also insultiment.

    February 14, 2011

  • I have collected some on my list "Favorite Words that Aren't Really Words." Only, they're not all my coinages. :)

    I don't feel qualified to add anything to this list, but I will submit that teh alsome got some serious play at one point. I vaguely recall I had some ulterior purpose for inventing hexadodecaroon too.

    Npydyuan invented nosestickinery, which I love.

    Would reesetee's "Only on Wordie/Wordnik" list be helpful, at all? If nothing else, it's a hoot to read.

    February 14, 2011

  • Fucking capital letters!

    February 10, 2011

  • sea mink.

    February 10, 2011

  • For years, those stores will do that to you. "Would you like a bag for that? Thanks for coming in. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." It's important to have something else going on, like learning to fence.

    February 10, 2011

  • But do you know the fuflun man? He lives on Dreary Lane. (It's one street over from Drury.)

    February 9, 2011

  • I love fuflunderwear. It's soooooo sooooooft and icing-full.

    February 9, 2011

  • Well, not anymore, of course--habitat destruction. Have you seen a fireswamp lately? I didn't think so.

    February 9, 2011

  • I don't think so... Neither are Rodents of Unusual Size, though, so you can't really count this as complete.

    February 9, 2011

  • Seen here, it's an insult dressed up like a compliment. Complementing the apolobuke.

    February 4, 2011

  • Apology + rebuke. Seen here. Complements the insultiment nicely.

    February 4, 2011

  • This came up in a staff meeting yesterday, not for any particular newsworthiness but because some people from there might be visiting our workplace soon. And today I saw this news online--very iroquoisy!

    February 4, 2011

  • Moton Museum. Seriously.

    February 4, 2011

  • Damocritis the stuff; Democritus the dude? I don't know. At this point you'll have to ask Stephen Maturin. It seems he took it with his fictional self to his fictional grave.

    February 1, 2011

  • ... Did I say that? I don't even *know* Leonard Cohen.

    February 1, 2011

  • ... One of these things is not like the other.

    Wait...

    None of these things is really at all like any of the others.

    February 1, 2011

  • ... Cheetoism?

    February 1, 2011

  • Confectio Damocritis.

    February 1, 2011

  • May God and the saints (and the Virgin Mary, as an extra helper) preserve you, sionnach.

    February 1, 2011

  • This is a great list idea!

    February 1, 2011

  • Great. Now I'll spend the rest of the day singing that song from 1776: Pencilinaaaaa, pencilinaaaaa... refuuuuuse to uuuuuuuse ... the pennnnn!

    February 1, 2011

  • You were actually looking for grape riffles. No, trust me—you were.

    January 28, 2011

  • I don't know. Were you looking for grape riffle?

    January 28, 2011

  • Have you seen this book? Great fun. Not as much as the actual novels, but easier to lug around.

    January 28, 2011

  • ... do you smell something on this page?

    January 28, 2011

  • Of all the damn things to be Iroquoisy.

    January 28, 2011

  • I love the list this is on. What a delightful page.

    January 28, 2011

  • At last!!! At last, someone made me the perfect list!! Oh please let it be comprehensive, please, please, please...

    January 28, 2011

  • Yes! Spawn wanted to adopt Drogo as a confirmation name.

    January 28, 2011

  • I've heard it too. I hereby corroborate.

    January 28, 2011

  • *sings* Thanks, frindley!

    January 27, 2011

  • Why the hell not? Confectio Damocritis to you too.

    January 26, 2011

  • Either that, or it means "same to you." (Making it slightly more useful in everyday conversation, at least with non-Wordnikkers.)

    January 26, 2011

  • Aw, confectio Damocritis to you too.

    ... That must be what that phrase means. It must mean "fufluns with grape riffles on top." Hm. Learn something every day.

    January 26, 2011

  • Good. As soon as I figure out what the hell that means, you'll get some.

    January 26, 2011

  • Would you like your fuflun with grape riffles on top?

    January 26, 2011

  • Also, just for fun, see grape riffles.

    January 26, 2011

  • "Employed in Repairing the Redoubts & Erecting Battries now within reach of the Enemies Grape Riffles grapeshot'>cannons firing grapeshot and wall artillery Pieces."

    —Anonymous Letter, “Siege of York & Gloucester Virginia,” September 14–October 17, 1781. Housed in the John D. Rockefeller Library, Williamsburg, Virginia.

    I really would prefer if grape riffles meant a kind of flavored icing used on fufluns.

    January 26, 2011

  • *tenting fingers* Mwahahahaha...

    January 19, 2011

  • You might try checking out this site for a definition.

    January 19, 2011

  • See Old New York.

    January 17, 2011

  • milos... Mister Adams, leave me a-LOOOOOOOONE!!

    January 17, 2011

  • If you can't believe it isn't listed, can you believe there's a perfect list for it?

    January 11, 2011

  • That's what I always say.

    January 11, 2011

  • It's hard not to love a dancing bear.

    January 11, 2011

  • Not me, pterodactyl, though I have heard caterwauling used to describe pipes too. :)

    January 11, 2011

  • But now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

    January 11, 2011

  • Why'd they change it?

    January 11, 2011

  • So, if you have a date in Constantinople...?

    January 11, 2011

  • How should I know? On the old Wordie there was a glitch that if you had dupe words on a list and deleted one, it would delete both. So I don't bother with duplicates anymore.

    January 5, 2011

  • Citrul'? (short for citrulo? I don't know if I spelled that right.) Also holy rollers.

    January 5, 2011

  • Seen here.

    January 5, 2011

  • Yarb's definition can be found in the comments on this list.

    January 5, 2011

  • Also, I think that whole concept came up on the Aubrey/Maturin list, which (if you think THIS is a black hole) I recommend not delving too deeply or greedily, because a balrog may come up.

    January 4, 2011

  • Ah. I was operating on the older definition of smallclothes, meaning anything worn under the outer garments, which would include (for example) a woman's shift and a man's long shirt (long enough that the shirttails covered the crotchal area and almost down to the knees). I know from my very brief days wearing re-enactor clothes (don't ask) that "smallclothes" meant (means?) the whites that go under one's regimental coat, so obviously that could include the close-fitting knee breeches aforesaid.

    January 4, 2011

  • Well, no, because I still haven't found out WTF it is.

    January 4, 2011

  • Not all smallclothes are worn below the belt, however.

    January 4, 2011

  • (Holy shit. Four years ago??)

    January 4, 2011

  • A fossil bivalve shell of the genus Caprinella (OED).

    January 4, 2011

  • Also misspelled (by me---thank you very much, I'll be here all week) as icthyoacanthotoxism.

    January 4, 2011

  • The difference between ichthyoacanthotoxism, which I misspelled when adding it to my list, and ichthyosarcotoxism is that the former is poisoning resulting from the bite or sting of a fish, while the latter is poisoning resulting from eating a toxic fish.

    January 4, 2011

  • When I have clothes to wash, I do laundry. I don't think I ever say "launder" as a verb, unless I'm referring to someone's ability or tendency to run illegal funds through a legitimate business.

    My understanding is western PA-Ohio folks also say warsh. I know this because someone I work with is from that area and in my job we frequently refer to George Warshington. *nerves grating*

    January 4, 2011

  • Oh, I already have a couple lists about the crotchal area.

    Wait... that's not what you meant.

    January 4, 2011

  • We have been enjoying "The Wire" on DVD. I love that it's such a great show and that it's set in Baltimore--which doesn't get enough attention. The other night was an episode where the gang of cops was all eating crabs at a particularly famous crab restaurant (which I know only from an episode of "No Reservations").

    Sorry if this seems completely out of the blue--your comment about Baltimore on another page reminded me of your geographic-ness. :)

    On further thought, it is depressing how much of my knowledge comes from TV. *sigh*

    January 4, 2011

  • This is brilliant. I wonder how many other elegantly simple solutions are out there that could improve countless people's lives.

    January 4, 2011

  • gaiters? spatterdashes? or their shortened version, spats? legwarmers?

    Of course all these don't involve what a TSA official recently called "the crotchal area," so I could see if they don't fit those made-up rules in your head.

    January 3, 2011

  • I suppose it's somewhat better (though probably as ineffective) as squirting mercury up one's penis (the old treatment for syphilis).

    January 3, 2011

  • This is incredibly useful.

    January 3, 2011

  • ... eeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeww ...

    January 3, 2011

  • Interesting comment about coffee beans on salutiferous.

    January 3, 2011

  • Interesting comment can be found on salutiferous.

    January 3, 2011

  • Re: the coffee bean: "As for this salutiferous berry, of so general a use through all the regions of the east, it is sufficiently known, when prepared, to be moderately hot, and of a very drying attenuating and cleansing quality; whence reason infers, that its decoction must contain many good physical properties, and cannot but be an incomparable remedy to dissolve crudities, comfort the brain, and dry up ill humors in the stomach."

    Coffee-Houses Vindicated, 1675, seen here.

    January 3, 2011

  • Hee! See of Orient are. (It's on another list--one I completely forgot about!)

    December 16, 2010

  • When I went to the liquor store* in Boston, I couldn't believe the wide variety of beverages. I was Pakistunned.

    *See packie.

    December 16, 2010

  • *(hacking cough)*

    December 16, 2010

  • Yes. Yes, we do.

    December 16, 2010

  • I disagree, rolig. "To daze or render senseless" certainly can apply to the level of complexity in Afghanistan/Pakistan, without there necessarily being a blow to one's head about it. I think the result is similar to the result of a blow to one's head--in the same way people say "I can't think about that right now--it gives me a headache." They don't mean it *literally* hurts their head, but that its complexity is... well... stunning.

    Also, as I read definition 2, I think it really only applies/is commonly used in reference to a person's attractiveness, and actually relates to definition 1 in the sense that the person is SO attractive, their beauty SO amazing, that it's as if one is stunned (rendered senseless) to look at them.

    I agree the journalist could have found a better term, but this one's rather more neutral than others that could apply here, and given the political undertones of the Af/Pak situation and the fact that the article was about Holbrooke--not the situation itself--the relative neutrality of the term was probably a good thing.

    P.S. nice to see these kinds of conversations--and have time to read them. :)

    December 16, 2010

  • Seen in this New York Times article.

    December 16, 2010

  • Wow. A word to describe how I've been feeling lately.

    December 15, 2010

  • Nothing can stop me!! Grrrr!!

    December 15, 2010

  • Here's my underwear.

    November 26, 2010

  • salee rover. I seem to have lost the ability to add to this list. :-(

    November 19, 2010

  • Aaaaagh!

    November 19, 2010

  • (psst... is it Rembrandt?)

    November 19, 2010

  • ... or when they're swooping your head in spring. The fuckers.

    November 19, 2010

  • It sounds like this: blrbth thrbl? Nmi-nmi-nm.

    November 19, 2010

  • Cole slaw!!

    November 18, 2010

  • You know, ████████ is probably the single best comment I've seen on Wordie.

    November 17, 2010

  • I want a picture.

    November 16, 2010

  • Also seen in this nifty article.

    November 16, 2010

  • I never tried it. My lactation consultant told me that in her experience working with nursing moms over the years, it hasn't usually resulted in gaining more than around an ounce a day--and while that sounds like a lot, if you're struggling to produce enough milk for your baby, there are other methods that seem to work better for more people. Of course, some women swear by it, so... *shrug*

    November 16, 2010

  • "Were you looking for H.I. there?"

    (Is this feature the Wordnik.com version of WeirdNet?)

    November 16, 2010

  • Hork if you like. It is also used as an herbal supplement by women who need to increase their milk supply.

    November 12, 2010

  • Excellent point, leather-ears. Very cogently put.

    November 12, 2010

  • Maybe it has to do with the "finishing" sound of each word, e.g. "fly" is going to have a long-I sound no matter what follows it, because it's the end of that word. "Ice" wouldn't, because it's the S-sound that finishes that word.

    I bet qroqqa has something better.

    November 9, 2010

  • Now declared eradicated, according to this article in the NY Times.

    November 9, 2010

  • Okay, really it should be cape horn voice.

    November 9, 2010

  • ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana-birrrrrd...

    November 9, 2010

  • I have only ever seen this word in a modern cookbook featuring medieval recipes, that says "Ask your butcher to chine the joint." "WTF," I thought—first off it's assuming I even have a butcher—and didn't do anything of the kind.

    Recipes are more like guidelines anyway.

    November 9, 2010

  • Teh alsome, John. Thanks.

    November 9, 2010

  • qroqqa (as always) put it better than I could, but I concur: where you mentally place the S-sound has an effect on the preceding vowel.

    I think I may have posted a similar conundrum re: "writer" vs. "rider" (for Americans who don't pronounce the T as a T but more like a D). But I can't remember where (and it isn't on either writer or rider).

    November 8, 2010

  • Interestingly, and most people don't know this, the Nazi government insisted that the Zeppelin company put a swastika on the tail fin. The company put it only on one side of the ship. IIRC, when the ship was ordered to fly over the 1936 Olympics in Berlin, the pilot flew in a circle over the gathering as ordered, but turned the ship in such a way that the swastikas were not displayed to the crowd. I honestly can't remember where I read that, but I think it was in the book The Great Dirigibles by John Toland. (Excellent book, BTW.)

    P.S. Cool pics of the ship and a short clip of it flying over NYC can be found here.

    November 5, 2010

  • The ship (and the person) are actually spelled Hindenburg.

    November 5, 2010

  • :-)

    November 3, 2010

  • Rolig, I agree with the capping, and I've had the same difficulty. I see a couple of "old" Wordizens on Facebook but it's not the same.

    November 3, 2010

  • Is it just me, or is the option/pulldown menu to add a word to your lists not appearing on word pages right now?

    Edit: Nevermind. It's me.

    November 3, 2010

  • Rolig. How I've missed you. *yoinks word*

    (note: it's also listed under its non-capitalized version, hottentottenpotentatentantenattentat)

    November 3, 2010

  • That's an amazing accomplishment--to have one's hiccups charged with murder. How do I do that?

    November 3, 2010

  • I should not have clicked on this page.

    November 3, 2010

  • I'm going to tell a political joke now, so if you don't like those, cover your eyes.

    Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

    A: One is a gigantic Nazi gasbag, and the other is an airship.

    November 2, 2010

  • Dude!! I found a Diet of Worms joke!!! My people... :)

    November 2, 2010

  • This describes my twenty-pound dog. See the hopes and dreams of a neighborhood of trick-or-treaters.

    November 2, 2010

  • My dog is so eaty!!

    November 2, 2010

  • Keyboard plaque sounds like exactly what it is.

    November 2, 2010

  • Can see a clip here. I remember this show.

    October 27, 2010

  • Seen on this Wordnik page.

    October 27, 2010

  • LOL Tapirs. I kid you not. (Note: Not surprisingly, they are unfunny.)

    October 27, 2010

  • Yeah? Do you get your lovin' in the evenin' time?

    October 27, 2010

  • "Send your picturrrres... to dear old Captain Noaaaaaaaah...

    Send todaaaaaaaay, send riiiiight awaaaaaaaaay..." (Very bad recording here.) Totally SFW.

    October 27, 2010

  • Truly, it's more correctly spelled Cap'n Crunch. But that's stupid, so we should let it slide. :)

    October 27, 2010

  • Wow. Well... I'm just glad he didn't eat the seasoning packet--that would have made him horribly sick. Though, admittedly, if I were a dog, I'd probably just eat the plain noodles, too.

    October 27, 2010

  • I was going to, but can't. That doesn't mean that I don't know about a dozen people who *are* going. Post pictures!

    October 27, 2010

  • Really? That's the one that got you?

    October 27, 2010

  • A.K.A. a bunch of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Almond Joys, and Milk Duds.

    October 26, 2010

  • This whole conversation is extremely off-putting.

    October 26, 2010

  • Okay, I know what this word means according to dictionaries, but when a mother says it of her young, rambunctious boys (for example), that's certainly NOT the meaning she's ascribing.

    I'm looking for a synonym in the phrase "the poor buggers," that doesn't use the original word I was thinking of ("bastards") and does not sound British ("sods"). Any suggestions?

    I also found this interesting conversation.

    October 25, 2010

  • I like the usage on the front page: "as big as a seventy-four's poop-lantern."

    October 25, 2010

  • Probably the better place to post the comment would be on the Ronald Reagan page, but thanks! I think it's posted there now. That way future Wordnikkers will find it. :)

    October 21, 2010

  • don't you is definitely one for me too. can't get no and I try are ones I find particularly annoying.

    There are also a ton of Stan Freberg-related ones for me. Really? is one. Sit down is another.

    Does anyone remember Schoolhouse Rock? Carefully?

    October 21, 2010

  • ... still, I would hope that all violins are boneless and skinless. *worried*

    October 15, 2010

  • Singular is Stolperstein. More info here.

    October 15, 2010

  • I just learned about Stolperstein (plural Stolpersteine) today. Fascinating. More info here.

    October 15, 2010

  • It isn't just the media.

    October 14, 2010

  • Interesting headline here.

    October 13, 2010

  • At this point, I decide I love this page, only instead of "love," I type <3 and then ask someone how to make that little heart symbol.

    October 13, 2010

  • I know this from Star Trek.

    October 13, 2010

  • No, cuz he's a wanker.

    October 13, 2010

  • Whereupon I chime in, late as usual, with something completely unrelated based on personal experience, and loaded with qualifiers so as to avoid possibly maybe someday offending someone who might read this comment, though it will (usually) kill the thread.

    October 12, 2010

  • Wanker.

    October 12, 2010

  • ... That's about right.

    October 11, 2010

  • That's spectacular. Look how fatty North Dakota and Colorado are! And Texas is nicely marbled...

    We used to play a game whenever my mom (or I) made beef cutlets for dinner. I taught Spawn the rule that one could eat one only after identifying a state or nation that its outline resembled.

    We actually still play this game.

    October 11, 2010

  • Cool! LOTD! Thanks for the hat-tip! :)

    October 9, 2010

  • ... actually I rather like that confession. It seems a fine punctuation.

    October 9, 2010

  • "In the libretto of J.S. Bach's 'Coffee Cantata' (1732) a young bourgeois German woman threatens her father:

    No lover shall woo me

    Unless I have his pledge

    Written in the marriage settlement,

    That he will allow me

    To drink coffee when I please."

    —Antony Wild, Coffee: A Dark History (New York and London: W.W. Norton & Co., 2004), 146

    October 9, 2010

  • Usage can be found on furfurylthiol.

    October 9, 2010

  • Usage can be found on furfurylthiol.

    October 9, 2010

  • Usage can be found on furfurylthiol.

    October 9, 2010

  • Usage can be found on furfurylthiol.

    October 9, 2010

  • "Over eight hundred different chemical ingredients have been identified inside the coffee bean, glorying in such names as furfurylthiol, furfuraldehyde, oxazole, and ethylfuraneol. Another, trimthylamin, exists in minute quantities: it is also found in putrefying fish. Like perfume, coffee uses the most outré of ingredients to work its wonders."

    —Antony Wild, Coffee: A Dark History (New York and London: W.W. Norton & Co., 2004), 193

    October 9, 2010

  • "During roasting, a series of complex chemical reactions take place that develop the characteristic coffee aroma and flavour. ... The most important change takes place when the interior of the bean becomes hot; by a process known as pyrolosis, the carbohydrates and fat form new molecules, generally known as oils. These contain all the flavour and aroma we associate with coffee...."

    —Antony Wild, Coffee: A Dark History (New York and London: W.W. Norton & Co., 2004), 193

    October 9, 2010

  • I learned it from a Civil War journal called The Rebel Yell and the Yankee Hurrah. The gentleman (who was from Maine, if I recall) mentioned that on the march the new recruits had been offered refreshments by locals, and some were "city boys" and didn't know that eating the lights (lungs) of a cow wasn't going to be very satisfying.

    October 7, 2010

  • see pappardelle.

    October 7, 2010

  • See also slavocracy.

    October 6, 2010

  • Also spelled slaveocracy.

    October 6, 2010

  • Awesome, Marcela!

    You might want to pillage from this list too, if it's helpful.

    October 6, 2010

  • I do this all the time. Thanks for listing, frindley.

    October 6, 2010

  • Nonsense. That's the essence of Wordnik. :) It's just less obvious to stalkers than it would be on Facebook.

    October 6, 2010

  • Odd. I rather like eel when it's NOT jellied. Then it's most definitely not like eating brains.

    Not that I would know, or anything.

    October 6, 2010

  • Asativum, what about protective headgear?! Didn't it fight back?!

    October 6, 2010

  • accidentally invented here. Sorry.

    October 6, 2010

  • I believe the lights are generally the lungs. Which kind of makes sense... if one has the lights (lungs) scared out of one, one can't breathe.

    But I agree the consciousness/eyeballs angle works better.

    And I almost typed "iballs." What a stupid word.

    October 6, 2010

  • Ohhh... good one. Disgusting but satisfying once it's done. I love the gluggy noise of the water actually going DOWN the drain, which is a great sound after you haven't heard it for a while.

    Hair catchers work great, but sometimes it takes a while to find an effective one.

    October 5, 2010

  • Very well then. Thanks!

    September 28, 2010

  • fbharjo, isn't it either Algonkian or Algonquin?

    September 28, 2010

  • ...eeew...

    September 16, 2010

  • ... Could it be any more specific?

    September 16, 2010

  • Lovely! Thanks for sharing. That pretty much nails this list, doesn't it? :)

    September 9, 2010

  • I have decided what this word means. When someone is so adorable that they are beyond able-to-be-adored, and the adoration is actually mandatory, person is said to be adoratory.

    September 5, 2010

  • P.S. I got rather a load of guff for those tags, by the way.

    September 5, 2010

  • Interestingly (not), I made a comment on my profile, then went to edit it, and (three times) got the "Oops, we screwed up, please reload" note--which by the way is so small and unobtrusive as to be nearly invisible--and never was able to edit said comment. :(

    September 5, 2010

  • Uhh... that's right...

    *suspicious*

    Are you stalking me?

    September 5, 2010

  • See bilboquet.

    September 2, 2010

  • We always said "chuck a u-ie" (east coast USA). But then, we were strange people.

    August 28, 2010

  • I believe that it's someone who prays very frequently--an *excessively* pious person (or someone who's ostentatious about their prayer), rather than simply someone who prays. At least, that's what its original meaning was. (19th century?)

    August 26, 2010

  • Overheard in a meeting today: "'Click on' can't be thesaurused."

    August 26, 2010

  • also cytomegalovirus.

    August 18, 2010

  • OED has wronger but not wrongest. But it does have wrong-foot: "2. fig. To disconcert by an unexpected move; to catch unprepared."

    August 13, 2010

  • Now, now. Prolagus loves those!

    August 13, 2010

  • Errrrrrb!

    By the way, speaking of "h," "an historian" drives me batshit. It's "a historian."

    Errrrrrb!

    August 9, 2010

  • I really wanted to buy the thing, but each volume is about $120. Check your local library!

    August 5, 2010

  • You know what I miss? The "search all of Wordie" feature that used to bring up comments, tags, etc. as well as the actual word page. I guess it's not possible here on Wordnik but sometimes I do miss it.

    August 4, 2010

  • *wonders if that sentence has ever been uttered before in the history of the world*

    August 4, 2010

  • For future reference... here.

    August 4, 2010

  • If there are more Ocracoke terms on Wordnik, it'd be great if they were tagged as such. :) Having just visited the place for the first time, I'm fascinated by it and its people.

    P.S. Long have I praised the work of abraxas and longed for his return. :(

    August 4, 2010

  • Hey, I didn't know it was chiefly southern.

    August 4, 2010

  • Subtle, but never gets old.

    Dad: "Do you know Smith?"

    Me: "What's his name?"

    Dad: "Who?"

    Me: "Smith."

    Dad: "No, I don't know him."

    August 4, 2010

  • It works with other things too. Like interrupting cheese.

    August 4, 2010

  • If you haven't visited their website yet, I hope you will.

    August 4, 2010

  • This word, to me at least, is disconcerting in its vague seaminess.

    August 4, 2010

  • I am two years behind adoarns. Just read this etymology today in Newsweek, in an article by Joan Huston Hall. Who, by the way, ought to be a wordnikker if she isn't already. :)

    August 4, 2010

  • My favorite was a friend of mine's; she used to say, "So the Chinese guy jumps out of the closet and yells, 'Supplies!'"

    August 2, 2010

  • reesetee, your abhorrence for perfectly innocent root vegetables is beyond unreasonable. Umbrage! Umbrage, I say! Harrumph!

    June 25, 2010

  • This is the sound chickens make. Yes it is.

    Yes it is.

    Yes it is.

    (see coccodè.)

    June 24, 2010

  • Like circus peanuts?

    *gags*

    June 24, 2010

  • One... Barrrdolph.

    June 22, 2010

  • ... no, you're right. It has never been. (More's the pity. I wanna know what that would look like.)

    June 18, 2010

  • oops, sorry I posted on the wrong page.

    June 18, 2010

  • Iron-deficiency anemia associated with puberty.

    June 18, 2010

  • Wild parsley or wild celery, formerly used medicinally.

    June 18, 2010

  • "Hannah Griffitts supported the early protests but balked at war. As a loyalist, she lambasted Tom Paine and defended tory womanhood against his aspersions:

    Of female Manners never scribble,

    Nor with thy Rudeness wound our Ear,

    Howe'er thy trimming Pen may quibble,

    The Delicate—is not thy Sphere.

    —Susan E. Klepp, Revolutionary Conceptions: Women, Fertility, and Family Limitation in America, 1760–1820 (Chapel Hill, N.C.: The University of North Carolina Press, for the Omohundro Institute of Early American History and Culture, 2009), 92

    June 18, 2010

  • James Kirke Paulding told Morris Smith Miller that when he was in Washington, he would 'have some potential bouts at the mint juleps' and that he would share 'a secret by which you may get safely home after drinking six bottles. It is by just putting your feet on the edge of the table, by which means the wine is prevented from descending into the legs, thereby making them as drunk as nine pins. I have tried this method several times and do assure you, that ... you may drink up to the chin and afterwards walk home as steady as a church steeple.'

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 133

    June 18, 2010

  • The earliest concerns about alcohol in America arose in the medical community in the 1740s. Physicians, particularly Philadelphian Benjamin Rush, noted a new disease then called the West Indies dry gripes. Unbeknownst to Rush, the disease was actually lead poisoning that resulted from the use of lead in the stills that West Indies distillers used to create their rum.

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 123

    June 18, 2010

  • William Roberts advertised in the Maryland Gazette in 1745 that his servant, John Powell, had not in fact run away, but had 'only gone into the country a cider drinking' and was again prepared to repair watches and clocks.

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 122

    June 18, 2010

  • Camp followers were the wives, children, and prostitutes who followed and supplied the army to make money, assist their husbands, and support the revolution. These women washed, sewed, cooked, and brewed for the troops and nursed them when they were sick and injured. Women had long played a valuable role in provisioning the English and colonial armies and were proud of their work. For example, Martha May stressed her commitment to the army when she wrote to Henry Bouquet in 1758, 'I have been a wife 22 years to have traveled with my husband every place or country the company marched to and have worked very hard ever since I was in the army.' When Mary Cockron applied for a pension in 1837 for her own and her husband's service to the Continental Army, she stated that she 'drew her rations as other soldiers did.'

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 112

    June 18, 2010

  • Hi y'all. I'm typing in a comment in nested quotation marks (as is my wont), and it comes up without the opening and closing marks (whether they are single or double), and moreover will not let me copy/paste the citation from another entry (as is also my wont). See the poorly-formatted and uncited comment on carouse for visible evidence of my woes.

    June 18, 2010

  • "I felt very unwell, this whole day," soldiers frequently noted in their journals, "from last night's carouse."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 111

    June 18, 2010

  • I love that thing. I like visiting my profile to see it. :)

    June 18, 2010

  • *disappears into self*

    June 18, 2010

  • If I were a bear... oh wait.

    I am rather fabulans, if I do say so.

    June 18, 2010

  • Its chief weapon is surprise.

    June 16, 2010

  • Rats. I was hoping this was some kind of dinosaur for my plethora of dinosaur-themed lists.

    Is it hateful because it's the kind that went around swarming and eating farmers' crops in the 1800s?

    June 16, 2010

  • Listen. I don't know where you come from or what you drink normally, reesetee, but if you think something called "cock ale" would taste better with something other than rooster in it, I don't want to drink with you.

    June 16, 2010

  • But only the carob-flavored ones.

    June 16, 2010

  • Mphhmmm?*

    *Sorry, I'm eating some popcorn from Chicago and can't hear you over the crunching. What's this about peeling eyeballs? That weirds me out.

    June 16, 2010

  • Usage (and other alcoholic drink names) on perry.

    June 16, 2010

  • Yes, actually there's a comment about this on cock ale. That capital-letters thing is really crimping my game.

    June 16, 2010

  • Those Merriam bastards...

    June 16, 2010

  • my boobs aren't perky in Slovenian: moje joške niso vesele.

    *pointedly ignoring Prolagus's question* ;)

    June 16, 2010

  • ...With purple mountains majesty above the two cents plain!!

    —Stan Freberg

    June 16, 2010

  • Those American Heritage Dictionary bastards...

    June 15, 2010

  • ... Isabella of Australia? Or Austria?

    June 14, 2010

  • See De Quervain's tenosynovitis. Also called washerwoman's sprain.

    June 13, 2010

  • See De Quervain's tenosynovitis. Also called mother's wrist.

    June 13, 2010

  • A different condition, but found when looking up De Quervain's tenosynovitis.

    June 13, 2010

  • See De Quervain's tenosynovitis.

    June 13, 2010

  • Found here. Though I think the "D" in de should not be capped. My bad.

    June 13, 2010

  • I just visited my profile for the first time in ages. Thank you so much, happy frog! :)

    June 13, 2010

  • Seen here, in an article about the oldest leather shoe ever found. (Thanks Prolagus.)

    June 11, 2010

  • Time itself is a battle, plethora. Some days, surviving with your sanity intact is enough of a fight. :)

    June 9, 2010

  • AWWWWW!!

    June 9, 2010

  • I consider stretch marks, and indications of "working boobs" to be my battle scars. I don't want to die well-preserved and perfect-looking. I earned my silver hairs and my stretch marks and my awesome working boobs. :)

    Electricblue, I'm sure you didn't expect this kind of response... :) Best wishes.

    June 9, 2010

  • "Seventeenth- and early eighteenth-century cider presses like John Worlidge's 'ingenio for the grinding of apples' had been expensive and hard to obtain."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 108

    June 9, 2010

  • "... another author recommended that brewers purchase 'blind thermometers' in which the scale could be hidden in the brewer's or distiller's pocket so that his workers would not learn his methods and be able to found businesses of their own."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 102–103

    June 9, 2010

  • "In case any men continued to leave alcohol production to women, the new experts assured them that they were wrong. Morrice warned that 'when a butt wants fining down, many appoint a servant girl to perform that office by whom the bungs are left out, and many other acts committed, which all tend to discredit the brewer, although he does not deserve it."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 98

    I'm not sure any young servant girl ought properly to know how to fine down a butt.

    June 9, 2010

  • "Since he would show 'the manner of using the thermometer and saccharometer' 'rendered easy to any capacity,' he established himself as master of the mystery."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 97

    June 9, 2010

  • "Ball instructed his nephew to build 'a strong crotcy fence] around the trees 'to keep cattle, and horses, from tearing and barking' and killing the orchard trees."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 53

    June 9, 2010

  • Usage on scantling.

    June 9, 2010

  • "He sold cords of wood, timber trees, and products from his cooperage, including planking, lathing, clapboards, scantling, siding, heading, fence rails, fence posts, framing, and coffins."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 47

    June 9, 2010

  • "Most symbolically, Bray owned a money scale and steelyard, or balance beam scale, to weigh and balance accounts. Just as a ring of keys and a pocket were the signs of the housewife's labor in dispensing foodstuffs from cupboards, so the money scale and steelyards were the symbol of the planter-merchant who weighed coins and crops."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 45

    June 9, 2010

  • Usage on medlar.

    June 9, 2010

  • "In 1736, an English traveler in the Chesapeake recorded that 'we gathered a fruit, in our route, called a parsimon sic, of a very delicious taste, not unlike a medlar, tho' somewhat larger: I take it to be a very cooling fruit, and the settlers make use of prodigious quantities to sweeten a beer ... which is vastly wholesome.'"

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 38

    June 9, 2010

  • "Doctors began prescribing cider to sailors in the late seventeenth century because of its supposed antiscorbutic properties."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 31

    June 9, 2010

  • "...Men and women both drank at the popular outdoor meal called a barbeque, 'an entertainment' that, as one traveler describes, 'generally ends in intoxication.'"

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 18

    June 9, 2010

  • "Mustering men mixed some of their brandy charcoal, saltpetre, sulfur, cobine nitre, and brandy to make gunpowder."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 17

    June 9, 2010

  • "The legislature required white men to drill with a militia in case of Indian attacks, and the resulting militia days offered another chance to imbibe.... Alcoholic beverages were such an intrinsic part of the militia muster that boys playing 'militia' ended their games with rounds of drinks."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 16

    June 9, 2010

  • "'We had several sorts of liquors, namely Virginia red wine and white wine, Irish usquebaugh, brandy, shrub, two sorts of rum, champagne, canary, cherry punch, cider.'"

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 15

    June 9, 2010

  • "Landon Carter had better luck when he gave his cow 'with the blind staggers' three doses of warm beer with rattlesnake root, after which the cow 'got pretty well and feeds about as usual.'"

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 15

    June 9, 2010

  • A fine quotation on kibe-heel.

    June 9, 2010

  • "Rum, wrote traveler Edward Ward, was 'adored by the American English... 'tis held as the comforter of their souls, the preserver of their bodies, the remover of their cares, and promoter of their mirth; and is a sovereign remedy against the grumbling of guts, a kibe-heel chilblain or a wounded conscience, which are three epidemical distempers that afflict the country.'"

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 14

    June 9, 2010

  • Usage on salt tartar.

    June 9, 2010

  • "Planter Landon Carter treated both his daughter and his slaves with alcoholic concoctions. When his daughter, Judy, was sick in 1757, Carter treated her with a 'weak julep of rum with salt tartar and pulvis castor.'"

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 14

    June 9, 2010

  • And of course it grows in Virginia, where Jamestown is located. :)

    June 7, 2010

  • "Even colonists with access to milk often avoided it because of fears of 'milk sickness' caused by consuming the milk of cows that had grazed on wild jimson weed."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 12

    June 7, 2010

  • "Rum or arrack, an alcohol distilled from the fermented sap of palm trees, was mixed with sugar, citrus juice, water, and spices to make punch."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 11

    June 7, 2010

  • "Persico was a cordial flavored with the crushed kernels of peaches, apricots, or nectarines."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 11

    June 7, 2010

  • "Red hippocras was made of claret, brandy, sugar, spices, almonds, and new milk."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 11

    June 7, 2010

  • Usage on perry.

    June 7, 2010

  • Usage on perry, where it says it was brewed from pears, and also:

    "William Cabell's Amherst County, Virginia plantation fermented 3,000 gallons of cider and fifty hogsheads (at least 2,400 gallons) of peach mobby annually."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 50

    June 6, 2010

  • "The English brewed perry or mobby from pears, and mead and methelin from fermented honey. Aquavit was a distilled ale, like a whiskey, based on fermented grain. Mum was brewed from wheat; juniper ale was flavored with juniper berries, bay leaves, coriander, and caraway seeds. Buttered ale was ale flavored with cinnamon, sugar, and butter. Cock ale was a mixture of ale and wine, steeped with raisins, cloves, and its namesake, a cooked rooster."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 11

    June 6, 2010

  • Usage on alembic.

    Also,

    "The introduction of the Hewes (sometimes spelled Hughes) crab apple to the region in the mid-eighteenth century allowed planters to produce a sweeter, slightly cinnamon-tasting cider that lasted longer."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 108

    June 6, 2010

  • See Hewes crab apple.

    June 6, 2010

  • "Small-planter households resented their dependence on large-planter households. Although the Chesapeake continued to lag behind Europe, the arrival during the second half of the eighteenth century of the three-gallon alembic still, a series of improved cider presses, the newly developed Hewes crab apple, and other technologies allowed small-planter households to become more self-sufficient. They developed alcohol trade networks with kin and people of their own kind."

    —Sarah Hand Meacham, Every Home a Distillery: Alcohol, Gender, and Technology in the Colonial Chesapeake (Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 2009), 4

    Also,

    "The invention of the alembic still, or side distilling, in particular, made the process easier. Side distilling became known in England around 1720, but it was not practiced in the Chesapeake until the 1760s. Before the invention of side distilling, stills were very large and expensive pieces of equipment, and distilling was a complex process...." (103)

    June 6, 2010

  • my boobs aren't perky in Icelandic: bobbingar mín eru ekki perky

    June 4, 2010

  • Three cheers for freedom of speech for eighteenth-century French encyclopedic smut! The "18th" volume of Diderot's Encyclopedié is the "censored" stuff. NOW ONLINE!! WOOOOOO!!!

    June 4, 2010

  • my boobs aren't perky in Hebrew: הציצים שלי הם לא עליז

    June 4, 2010

  • Ahh, f#$% them. :) That's what Wordnik is for. Well... that's what Wordie was for, anyhow.

    June 3, 2010

  • Thanks for the pile of stuff you added. I love when I stop by and the front page is riddled with hernesheir-isms. :) So much fun to read!

    June 2, 2010

  • What an unfortunate website: tappening.com. (Should we tell them?)

    June 1, 2010

  • Yes.

    And No, I will not use your stupid website to keep track of the movies I've seen. Can't you see I have a perfectly good list on Wordnik?

    June 1, 2010

  • You know, this usage is on the word page. Kind of interesting:

    Then she desired her not to be sparing with the 'smegma', -- A material like soap, but used in a soft state. -- and to wash her hair as thoroughly as possible. —The Bride of the Nile — Volume 10

    May 28, 2010

  • Every time I see this I want to sing, "E-I, E-I-O!"

    May 27, 2010

  • Seen here.

    May 27, 2010

  • Also tagliulini.

    May 26, 2010

  • *yoink* Thanks bilby!

    May 26, 2010

  • Usage/citation on quadrucci.

    May 26, 2010

  • Usage/citation on quadrucci.

    May 26, 2010

  • Usage/citation on quadrucci.

    May 26, 2010

  • Citation/usage on quadrucci.

    May 26, 2010

  • Sadly, that line of Madmartigan's is all in the delivery.

    May 26, 2010

  • ... this is rather greater than the sum of its parts. Or should I say, rather more bizarre.

    May 25, 2010

  • "... Unless to spy my shadow in the sun

    And descant on mine own deformity...."

    Richard III, William Shakespeare

    May 25, 2010

  • I do. I just ran into him at the coffee maker. Hard.

    May 25, 2010

  • blahahaha!

    Yeah, sionnach. You should really try to be more, you know, clear.

    *looking for the "like" button on Eurotrash assmarmot*

    May 20, 2010

  • It ain't the size, reesetee, it's the number. Eugh.

    May 20, 2010

  • Right. So you're dissipating tension, or defusing a situation.

    May 19, 2010

  • I think it matters. If you're defusing, I'd say "the situation" should be the object--as thtownse says, as if the situation were going to explode--but if you want to do something to the tension, it seems like diffuse is the way to go. Tension doesn't really explode.

    It does, however, get thick. I mean, I guess so. People say so, anyhow.

    May 19, 2010

  • Well, welcome to Wordnik, but you're not likely to find someone to do your homework for you. :)

    May 19, 2010

  • well, the things I kept near my computer were a fife and a set of drumsticks and practice pad.

    May 19, 2010

  • Someone needs to read her that Hans Christian Andersen story where the "idiot" wins the princess and the kingdom because he spares the ants from suffering his stupid feet.

    May 19, 2010

  • I used to purposely keep my stuff right near my computer so whenever the urge struck, I'd play some sweet sweet loudness to wash away the computer blues.

    Also because hay makes me sneeze.

    May 19, 2010

  • I just can't figure out the lavender waistcoat.

    He does come with a scroll of the Emancipation Proclamation, that would probably fit in his large, beefy mitts, if I ever open the package to see.

    May 19, 2010

  • Why? Don't you like squeezing fake vultures?

    May 19, 2010

  • For voting at the end of this year, "Best Use of the Word Craudestopper 2010." (P.S. Vote for Milos.)

    May 19, 2010

  • Really? You should just play the instruments, instead of the list.

    ;)

    (insert upper-class twit laugh here)

    May 18, 2010

  • Yes, kind of like the Mandles list.

    May 18, 2010

  • This sounds really really neat.

    May 18, 2010

  • I'm *always* looking for fritos.

    I had a gerbil named Frito, or rather frito. She was very nice. Her beau was named Je Ne Sais Quoi (je ne sais quoi).

    May 18, 2010

  • regretting that I did, actually.

    May 18, 2010

  • Usage on Bosti Khel.

    May 18, 2010

  • Usage on Bosti Khel.

    May 18, 2010

  • "The brothers, members of the warlike Bosti Khel tribe (a sub-tribe of the Afridis, themselves a sub-tribe of the Pathans), had been implicated in the recent theft of some rifles from a police station."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 245

    May 18, 2010

  • "When one male hostage protested at the continuous moves one of Akbar's cohorts snarled that 'as long as there is an Afghan prisoner in India or a Feringhee foreign soldier in Afghanistan, so long will we retain you...'"

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 241

    May 18, 2010

  • "'As no one would fight for the ladies,' she sniffed disapprovingly, obviously referring to the men of the party, 'I determined to be yaghi rebellious myself'."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 240

    May 18, 2010

  • "'Many camels were killed. On one camel were, in one kajava (pannier), Mrs Boyd and her youngest boy Hugh...'"

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 237

    May 18, 2010

  • Usage on poshteen.

    May 18, 2010

  • "Lady Sale noted matter-of-factly that she herself 'had fortunately only one ball in my arm; three others passed through my poshteen (fur pelisse) near the shoulder without doing me any injury'."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 237

    May 18, 2010

  • I'm reminded of a grade-school classmate who, when tasked with making a poster for the church bazaar, made a delightfully artistic and well-lettered one for a local grocery store that said "Church Bizarre." I thought for sure they wouldn't use it, but they did.

    May 18, 2010

  • "Although rumblings had been apparent for some time among discontented sepoys (Indian infantrymen) and in the bazaars, few of the ruling political class or the military hierarchy suspected that a widespread uprising would ensue."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 214

    May 18, 2010

  • "Fanny Duberly received an invitation from the Rao (ruler) of Burj when she accompanied her husband's regiment on campaign through India in 1858. As the only white woman with the column, she was an object of curiosity to the locals as much as they were to her. To her delight, she was invited into the ladies' apartments to meet the ranees (the rao's wives). 'I never saw such a profusion of jewellery in my life,' she marvelled...."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 195

    May 18, 2010

  • Usage on ranee.

    May 18, 2010

  • "Mrs Ilbert, arriving in Quebec in 1807, was pleased to learn that even in winter, 'There are frequently very pleasant excursions, made by parties into the country, they are Pic Nic parties where each person takes something towards the Entertainment, they drive to some house a few miles from Quebec, carry a Fidler with them & when they have finished their repast, they rise & dance until they agree upon separating, when the curricles (carriages) are ordered & the parties jovially return to their habitations, some get overturned but no accidents are ever met with but they only fall on a bed of snow, have a roll or two, to the great amusement of the Spectators, get up, shake themselves & resume their Seats.'"

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 193–194

    May 18, 2010

  • "Copies of Tatler and Vogue, posted by helpful relatives at home, were presented to durzis (tailors) who would be able to produce passable imitations within a few days."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 192

    May 18, 2010

  • "Mrs Z was 'simply attired in a plain coloured gown made of a very few yards of sarcenet.'"

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 192

    May 18, 2010

  • "It was a time when the army was engaged in a fierce campaign against the tribesmen of Waziristan, and every fortnight a new lot of officers came down to Rawalpindi on leave with money to spend. As she admits, 'Even I got worn out, dancing and poodlefaking flirting. . . I'd wear a different evening dress every night—it was like being a debutante.'"

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 191

    May 18, 2010

  • "It is better to have cheap things, as they get ruined here, and not too long skirts. You want a sort of table d'hote gown for dinner, old summer gowns would do."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 188

    May 18, 2010

  • "Amid the gaiety and excitement, the dinners and fancy dress parties on board, it was almost easy to forget that they were going to a seat of war, where men had died and were still dying in their scores from cholera, enteric fever, shot and shell. Some ladies, such as Lady Agnes Paget, were married to officers at the front and could therefore escape the label of 'war tourists'."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 184

    May 18, 2010

  • Most of them started as Wordie lists.

    May 14, 2010

  • *wishes the pronunciation used Wallace Shawn's voice*

    May 14, 2010

  • That, reesetee, is decidedly horkworthy. (Apologies to mollusque for using that word, but I use it advisedly.)

    May 14, 2010

  • Wow. Thanks for unearthing this classic. Yikes!

    May 14, 2010

  • Hey John? Hate to bug you again... is there some reason a lot of my comments are turning up with what looks like three hard line returns after the text? A big yawning chasm of white space that doesn't appear in the "edit" box so I can't delete it? Just wondering.

    May 14, 2010

  • Very much, yes, considering that I hate bananas.

    Spawn II (cub? Himself? whatever we're calling him) was trying a "regular" one, though.

    May 14, 2010

  • Cartoon illustration here.

    May 14, 2010

  • Cartoon illustration here.

    May 14, 2010

  • I would like to announce that I ate a red banana last night and it wasn't bad.

    I would also like to announce that I gave Spawn II a bit of banana (for the second time) and he (repeatedly) made a face and stared at me balefully as if I were poisoning him.

    May 14, 2010

  • Believe it or not... ronks. Which I first saw (today) here.

    May 13, 2010

  • Hi John, I haven't checked by adding any words yet, but I did find this wrinkle in the multiple-words-added bug: I can't delete war tourist from this list, and when I click on the word, I get a "not found" page.

    May 13, 2010

  • I just read this thread and clicked on all the links. This is all kind of iroquoisy, innit?

    May 13, 2010

  • sorry... that's me typing way too fast, as usual.

    May 12, 2010

  • We're using different browsers; maybe that's it. Hmmm. *ponders*

    May 12, 2010

  • Oh dear. Well, I lived through that decade and believe me, nothing could make me go back.

    Nothing.

    Well... maybe the toys. We had some pretty cool toys.

    May 12, 2010

  • *loves John again, some more*

    May 12, 2010

  • Similar to pablum?

    May 11, 2010

  • Not sure about that distinction, richnotwealthy. I have been adding words by hitting Enter, and just now I did so again and "war tourist" was added four times, instantly.

    FYI... Thanks for looking into it, John!

    May 11, 2010

  • "... they were going to a seat of war, where men had died and were still dying in their scores from cholera, enteric fever, shot and shell."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 184

    May 11, 2010

  • "Midge Lackie, whose early days as an army wife in Aden had prepared her for almost any surprise, was nonetheless shocked when an acquaintance, a corporal's wife, was evicted from her quarter in Minden in the 1970s. She was sent back to her parents' home in Austria because it transpired she had been holding car key parties while her husband was away."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 159

    I had no earthly clue what this was, even after asking several other people. A quick Google search reveals it's a "party" at which all the men (at this time, anyway) would throw their keys into a bowl, the women would pull a set out, and go home/have sex/roast marshmallows or something with the guy whose keys she pulled.

    ... Gross. (Everyone here knows how much I hate marshmallows.)

    May 11, 2010

  • "... he had been reduced in rank from bombardier to matross (the rank below bombardier in an artillery battery, now abolished)."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 153

    May 11, 2010

  • "Wellington's Provost Marshal became so infuriated with the women who believed that they could plunder with impunity that he once flogged more than a dozen at a time, giving them 'sax sic and thirty lashes a piece on the bare doup. And it was lang afore it was forgotten on 'em', according to a Highland soldier who witnessed the punishment."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 139

    May 11, 2010

  • "Some of these women were so paralytic with drink that they had to be hoisted on board by a teakle, a kind of crane."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 133

    May 11, 2010

  • "Bette Viner was lucky enough to be invited to visit the harem of a local Amir when she was living in Aden in the mid-1960s with her brigadier husband. ... But with very few words of common language between them conversation was difficult, and the encounter grew stilted. It was then that Mrs Viner's American friend Olga came to the rescue.

    "'She shot to her feet saying, "Gee, I reckon they like to dance." She executed a few gay little steps in the middle of a large Persian rug and fortunately they got the message almost at once. One of the women ducked under an old brass bedstead at the far end of the room and produced an old gramophone with an enormous horn, also some Arabian and Hungarian (Heaven knows how they came to be there) records. Olga jived energetically and was rewarded with a belly dance from an immensely fat servant. I was called upon to perform a short ballet sequence and a young concubine retaliated with a passage from a sinuously seductive looking tribal dance. Our British lady friend flatly refused to make a fool of herself as a solo turn but did condescend to lead a conga round the harem. Everyone joined in except the Amir's wife who remained faithful to her tea kettle, but she smiled happily on us all. The women quickly found out how it was done and shouted and laughed and turned the music up louder and louder. When it was finally time to go the Amir's wife gave us each a gourd of local honey. Our Arab driver, waiting at a distance of about 100 yards, was grinning from ear to ear when he saw us and I realised with horror that the noise we had made must have burst through the slits in the walls in the harem and resounded across the desert.... when I met the Amir a few days later, and he told me that his family had enjoyed our visit very much indeed....'"

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 196–197

    May 11, 2010

  • "It was the custom for unmarried officers (the majority in those days) to visit the bungalows of the married for drinks on Sunday before lunch and sometimes before dinner on weekdays. I noticed very few came to us and as I knew Squire to be popular, I was anxious. 'Bertie', I asked one friendly youth, 'why don't more people come and see us?' He was embarrassed. 'Well', he finally managed to blurt out, 'It has got about that you read poetry'. 'Bother them all', I thought. 'I have never read it aloud'."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 195

    May 11, 2010

  • Exactly. It says so right on the label.

    May 11, 2010

  • I heard a mnemonic (if that's the right adjective) device to help one remember how the residents pronounce it: Understand Newfoundland.

    Also, those interested in the subject may like this list.

    May 11, 2010

  • Oh my god, Omie Wise. Even *I* wouldn't sing that to my kid!

    Ooh! what's that one... Rye Cove! It's about a school burning down. But I don't think anyone dies.

    John, I'm changing the list name. As long as I give credit where it's due... right? "In the Pines": I don't think I know that one, but I added it anyway. Who sings it (most famously)?

    May 11, 2010

  • Usage/explanation on puddin' head.

    May 10, 2010

  • "A specialized type of cap for toddlers learning to walk was the 'pudding' or padded helmet designed to protect the infant's head in case of a fall. Abigail Adams wrote to a friend in 1766, asking to borrow the quilted 'contrivance' for her little girl 'Nabby,' just beginning to walk. She explained, 'Nabby Bruses her forehead sadly. she is fat as a porpouse and falls heavey.' The affectionate term 'puddin' head' was derived from the pudding caps many toddlers wore. Williamsburg milliners advertised 'Quilted Puddings for Children.'" (Seen here, in an article that also features a picture of said cap.)

    May 10, 2010

  • I'd be down with doing a joint list with John, if he were so inclined. *musing* Here.

    May 10, 2010

  • Some possibly relevant discussion might be found in the comments on this list.

    May 10, 2010

  • That's really interesting, ptero. You know what's most interesting/saddest of all? They hardly had to change any words, especially to the second verse.

    You know what else gives me the tingles/chills (well, a lot of songs do, actually) is the song "No Man's Land." I did a Tunie for that one too. I should learn the words better, since I've got a cub who needs lullabye-in' now.

    May 10, 2010

  • Thanks, plethora. I feel vindicated. :)

    May 10, 2010

  • See info on pessary.

    May 10, 2010

  • I like this part of that article:

    'One of his targets was Margaret Sanger, a nurse who wrote a sex education column, “What Every Girl Should Know,” for a left-wing New York newspaper, The Call. When Comstock banned her column on venereal disease, the paper ran an empty space with the title: “What Every Girl Should Know: Nothing, by Order of the U.S. Post Office.”'

    May 10, 2010

  • "My analyst told me (what?)

    That I was right outta my head.

    But I said dear doctor (yeah?)

    I think that it's you instead.

    'Cause I have got a thing that's unique and new,

    It proves that I'll have the last laugh on you,

    'Cause instead of one head (ha ha)

    I got two.

    And you know two heads are better than onnnnnnne..."

    May 10, 2010

  • My favorite comment on this comes from Denis Leary impersonating Babe Ruth. "Poor Lou Gehrig... Died of Lou Gehrig's disease. How the hell did he not see that coming?"

    May 10, 2010

  • Hey! I'm not alone! :)

    May 8, 2010

  • I was going to say "Nah! I'm sure lots of other..." but then, you're probably correct.

    May 8, 2010

  • I was struck by this line in particular, in the linked article: "Like any other force that stalks by night, Cimex lectularius are known by many names: the mahogany flat; the heavy dragoon; the crimson rambler; the Nachtkrabbler; and, most simply of all, the redcoat."

    May 7, 2010

  • *deflates*

    May 7, 2010

  • Well, I should have clarified: they're for very little kids. The ones who would cry to find their juice boxes are empty because they didn't realize not to squeeze them. Once you are old enough to realize what you're doing, why... then it's fun.

    May 7, 2010

  • bilby... *giggling* "drop the handbrake on your whale"?? *still giggling*

    May 7, 2010

  • That's awesome. I especially like the explanations for "drink" and "glee."

    May 7, 2010

  • Mmm. And, they'll fit in those little covers that prevent kids from squeezing juice boxes and spilling "Lit'l Smokies" all over the place.

    May 6, 2010

  • Illustration of this concept can be found here.

    May 6, 2010

  • Interesting conversational topic, fonts are.

    May 6, 2010

  • Hey! John, that was a good idea! Where are the Wordnik bookmarks??

    May 6, 2010

  • Some Fritos.

    May 6, 2010

  • Illustration here.

    May 6, 2010

  • Excellent explanation of hell can be found here.

    May 6, 2010

  • I want some.

    May 6, 2010

  • I had the same thought, thtownse. Someone is looking out for our welfare, like.

    agatehinge... that's... I'll have to try that. Someday when my cholesterol levels aren't so crappy.

    May 6, 2010

  • No, no. I just chew very thoroughly.

    May 6, 2010

  • Mmfn. *chewing*

    May 5, 2010

  • Umbrage, etc. I was trying to say that "putting something on the table" is NOT the same thing as "tabling" it. The first implies immediate discussion; the second, delayed until a later time. Sorry I wasn't more clear. I was eating Cheddar Lit'l Smokies and typing with my mouth full.

    May 5, 2010

  • Agatehinge, on those rare occasions I put the mustard on the dog, I always roll it around to smear it on the bread anyway. I do not think it worthwhile to risk dropping mustard (which stains) on myself, thereby wasting its precious essence, and would rather offend the H.D. Etiquette Gods instead.

    Also, cream cheese? on hot dogs? seriously?

    John, that's mighty cute. :) Thanks for posting.

    I agree with John---if you're putting chili on your dog, you can put cheese on it. Otherwise... well... I love those cheesy l'il smokies. (Which I have just discovered is actually spelled "Lit'l Smokies," and now I like them less.)

    Cheese on/in brats is more acceptable, I think, than cheese on a dog, unless (again) there's chili involved. And I wouldn't put chili on a brat. That's just wrong.

    May 5, 2010

  • I just steam them and sprinkle on some olive oil and kosher flake salt. Yum.

    May 5, 2010

  • "India to her was home and when at the age of ten she was 'banished', as she saw it, to boarding school in England, along with her younger sister Bets, she was plunged into misery. Like many foreign-born English children she was appalled by her first sight of England.... 'Nothing but mile after mile of squalid, soot-stained walls, warehouses and dingy streets lined with small, grimy terraced houses in which, unbelievably, my native people, Angrezis (English) — "Sahib-log"—actually lived....' Bullied mercilessly at boarding school by the other girls, Mollie and Bets resorted to speaking to each other in Hindustani, which the other pupils could not understand."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 86

    May 5, 2010

  • "She was given a tent with two charpoys (string beds) and an oil stove outside it on which she had to cook supper while beating off the insects."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 71

    May 5, 2010

  • Usage on dhoolie.

    May 5, 2010

  • "After an uncomfortable journey by dhoolie (a rather humbler kind of litter than a palanquin) into which the monsoon rains had poured she arrived in Dalhousie to find that there were not quarters available."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 71

    May 5, 2010

  • "... the kitmagar, who corresponds to butler, then appears and I give out lump sugar, ham, biscuits, etc, fill up the decanters and cigarettes and matchboxes and give out dusters and clothes for each man....'"

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 70

    May 5, 2010

  • Usage on detchie.

    May 5, 2010

  • "After her husband left for the office after breakfast she began her day 'by visiting the kitchen and seeing a boiling "detchie" (an aluminium pan with no handle) of water. I consider coal and see whether there is permanganate of potash ready to soak the vegetables and whether the earthenware saucers on which the larders stand have been filled with water and disinfectant...'."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 69

    May 5, 2010

  • "Those living abroad often tried to anglicise their dwellings in an effort to recreate a little corner of England.... 'clung rather pathetically to every tradition of Home, disguised their cheap furniture (hired from the Government or a dealer in the bazaar) with flowered cretonnes and made their bungalows look as English as they could'."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 68

    May 5, 2010

  • "The Mutiny Act of 1703 stipulated that soldiers should be billeted in 'inns, livery stables, ale houses, victualling houses, and all houses selling brandy, strong-waters, cyder or metheglin to be drunk on the premises, and in no other, and in no private houses whatsoever'."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 61

    May 5, 2010

  • "A column on the march in India presented a particularly colourful spectacle. Behind the orderly column of soldiers trailed a disorderly, clamorous army of servants, followers and wives. Syces (grooms) rode the officers' spare ponies or drove their gharries (pony traps) while others perched on top of the camels and elephants used to transport heavy baggage. Behind them came the water carriers, grass cutters, cooks, sweepers and washerwomen, bullock carts with squeaking wheels and drivers cracking their whips and shouting curses. The rear guard followed behind, restoring some semblance of military orderliness to the tip of this extraordinary tail."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 56

    May 5, 2010

  • Usage on gharries.

    May 5, 2010

  • "If ladies did not want to eat in the mess a cook would bring them meals in their tent and they were usually attended by an ayah (maid) and other domestic servants who would sweep and clean their tents, shooing away unwanted visitors such as rats and cockroaches..." (p. 56)

    "'I am not praising myself, dear Mama, but only wish you to know that it is quite possible for a lady to exert herself in this Country. I keep no ayah ladies' maid, which diminishes the expenses of our establishment not a little. Hannay often insists on my having one, but I will not indulge in such laziness unless obliged by ill health.'"

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 71

    May 5, 2010

  • "Even offering a gentleman caller refreshment was out of the question as it was considered 'an act of glaring impropriety in a lady to invite any gentleman to stay and partake of tiffin who is not either a relative or an intimate friend of the family'."

    —Annabel Venning, Following the Drum: The Lives of Army Wives and Daughters Past and Present (London: Headline, 2005), 55–56

    May 5, 2010

  • Damn Anglo-Saxons.

    May 5, 2010

  • No problem. *tries to wield trebuchet*

    *fails*

    May 4, 2010

  • ... wouldn't that be better spelled beatle?

    AH-HUH! AH-HUH-HUH!! < -- upper-class twit laugh.

    Damn Victorians.

    May 4, 2010

  • ... "tubular meat"?

    P.S. Nobody but nobody is gonna tell ME not to put mustard between the dog and the bun. Don't mess with Tex—er... I mean, Chained Bear!

    May 4, 2010

  • OH YEAAAAHHHH!!!

    May 4, 2010

  • But that's just it! This usage doesn't describe a bug at all, but some kind of kitchen tool. Doesn't anyone else think that's f***ing WEIRD?

    *muttering* Damn Victorians...

    May 4, 2010

  • Putting something on the table always meant, to me, to bring it forward for discussion or examination. Tabling a question is a parliamentary/congressional thing to do, and it means putting it on a table for later discussion. If it helps, think of it as a side table.

    Perhaps we should change the idiom to "nightstanding the question."

    It would make congressional debates more titillating, anyhow.

    May 4, 2010

  • ... I want to be in a trebuchet-wielding mob.

    May 4, 2010

  • AHA!!! So yarb *is* a Victorian after all! *cackles gleefully*

    May 4, 2010

  • *makes scholarly notes about the reesetee's ability to pixillate itself*

    May 4, 2010

  • I'll have no truck with such products. Buying a Diet Coke over a Diet Pepsi because they'll give one penny out of $1,000 to breast cancer research doesn't make any sense and just pisses me off. I guess it's better than nothing, and does "raise awareness" (a phrase I hate), but I'd rather give my $1.50 to breast cancer research and skip the stupid product in the first place.

    May 4, 2010

  • Shockingly, I think it was a woman. But no way to tell.

    May 4, 2010

  • "Although the colors of the fruits should blend harmoniously, and the general appearance should be fresh and négligé, arrange them firmly, so that when the dish is moved there will be no danger of an avalanche."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 274

    May 4, 2010

  • "Have a large firkin, put in a layer of sliced tomatoes, then one of onions, next one of peppers, lastly cabbage; sprinkle over some of the mustard seed, repeat the layers again, and so on.... skim it well and turn it into the firkin. Let it stand twenty-four hours, then pour the whole into a large kettle, and let it boil five minutes; turn into the firkin, and stand away for future use."

    —Jane Warren, The Economical Cook Book, ca. 1882, quoted in Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 271

    May 4, 2010

  • "A more delicious way of cooking a turkey it is impossible to imagine."

    Godey's Lady's Book, December 1885, quoted in —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 239

    May 4, 2010

  • "To every gallon of juice add one quart of mixed wines...; salt to the taste; one ounce of blades of mace...."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 266

    May 4, 2010

  • "Salsify, or Oyster Plant. After scraping off the outside, parboil it, slice it, dip the slices into a beaten egg and fine bread crums sic, and fry in lard. It is very good boiled, and then stewed a few minutes in milk, with a little salt and butter. Or, make a batter of wheat flour, milk, and eggs; cut the salsify in thin slices, first boiling it tender; put them into the batter with a little salt; drop the mixture into hot fat by spoonfuls. Cook them till of a light brown."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 256

    May 4, 2010

  • "Canned corn, when simply stewed, is a wretched substitute for that most delicious and succulent of American esculents—green maize on the ear."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 254

    May 4, 2010

  • "If the peas are cold, heat the butter and pound the peas smooth with a potato-beetle."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 254

    May 4, 2010

  • "Underdone meat (foolishly called rare) is getting quite out of fashion, being unwholesome and indigestible, and to most Americans its savour is disgusting. To ladies and children it is always so, and even the English have ceased to like it. It is now seldom seen but at those public tables, where they consider it an object to have as little meat as possible eaten on teh first day, that more may be left for the second day, to be made into indescribable messes, with ridiculous French names, and passed off as French dishes, by the so-called French cook, who is frequently an Irishman."

    —Eliza Leslie, Miss Leslie's New Cookery Book, 1857, quoted in Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 239

    May 4, 2010

  • "Removes: Meat, Game, and Poultry. These are dishes which remove the fish and soup, served upon large dishes, and placed at the top and bottom of the table; great care should be evinced in cooking them, as they are the "pièce de résistance" of the dinner."

    —Alexis Soyer, The Modern Housewife, 1857, quoted in Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 236

    May 4, 2010

  • "Place a thick napkin on a platter, put the ice upon this, cover the dish with parsley or smilax, and garnish with lemon."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 234

    May 4, 2010

  • "Shape in a tablespoon without smoothing much, slip them off into a basket, and fry in smoking hot lard one minute. ... The lard should be hot enough to brown a piece of bread while you count forty."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 232

    Italics in original.

    May 4, 2010

  • See calf's head.

    May 4, 2010

  • "If the above method is exactly followed, there will be found no necessity for taking the trouble and enduring the disgust and tediousness of cleaning and preparing a calf's head for mock turtle soup—a very unpleasant process, which too much resembles the horrors of a dissecting room. And when all is done a calf's head is a very insipid article."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985),225

    May 4, 2010

  • "Take one quart of sour milk, or buttermilk; stir in as much corn meal as will make a pancake batter; take one teacupful of flour, and one teaspoonful of saleratus; beat well together; then add three eggs well beaten...."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 214

    May 4, 2010

  • Usage on loppered.

    May 4, 2010

  • "These cakes are simple, economical, wholesome, and extremely nice. 'Loppered' milk, or 'clabber,' is better than buttermilk. Try them!"

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 213

    May 4, 2010

  • "Cocoa shells are also very nutritious and palatable; they must be roasted with the same care as coffee, turned slowly during the operation, but constantly and in a tightly covered cylinder. After being carefully roasted a deep brown, when cool it must be triturated smoothly in a mortar, as much as may be required; when reduced to a paste, and all the little husks removed, then pour over a spoonful of the paste a cupful of boiling water, thus proportioned to the quantity required; then boil it for twenty minutes, stirring, but kept covered; then serve as coffee, diluting with boiling milk or cream, and sugar to the taste; this forms a very agreeable beverage."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 208

    Yeah, agreeable. Unless you're the one making it. What a pain in the ass! I'll just have water, please.

    May 4, 2010

  • "Cream and finely powdered sugar filled in the empty spaces on the table. Desserts were to be served in elegant, usually footed glass or china bowls or compotes, called tazzas in 1851, which were to line the center of the table. These were to be flanked on the sides by lower dishes and plates of dried fruits, nuts, candies, and chocolates, all ornately garnished with flowers, leaves, and vines."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 177

    May 4, 2010

  • "These dishes were also called the sides, because they lined the sides of the table, as opposed to the ends and the center. Two sides and four kickshaws were considered adequate for four to six people."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 176

    May 3, 2010

  • "For a three-course meal, according to this scheme, the first course would consist of soup, meat from the soup, and 'kickshaws' (another word for appetizers, derived from the French quelque chose, and used to denote a delicacy, fancy dish, or relish, possibly oysters, anchovies, shrimp, sardines, celery, olives, or pickles)."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 175

    May 3, 2010

  • "Pie, at least for C. W. Gesner, was emblematic of all that was wrong with America's eating habits:

    'We are fond of pies and tarts. We cry for pie when we are infants. Pie in countless varieties waits upon us through life. Pie kills us finally. We have apple-pie, peach-pie, rhubarb-pie, cherry-pie, pumpkin-pie, plum-pie, custard-pie, oyster-pie, lemon-pie, and hosts of other pies. Potatoes are diverted from their proper place as boiled or baked, and made into a nice heavy crust to these pies, rendering them as incapable of being acted upon by the gastric juice as if they were sulphate of baryta, a chemical which boiling vitriol will hardly dissolve. ... How can a person with a pound of green apples and fat dough in his stomach feel at ease?'"

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 172

    May 3, 2010

  • Usage on pie.

    May 3, 2010

  • "Well-trained domestic help was crucial to the successful execution of an elaborate Victorian dinner party. The service bell, a popular affectation, allowed the hostess to get around the rule that she must never speak to the help during the meal: all instructions were given in advance and carried out wordlessly at the genteel tone of the bell."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 153

    May 3, 2010

  • "Crumbers for cleaning the tablecloth between courses came into widespread use in the 1890s. By that time, most Americans had abandoned the practice of laying two or three cloths on a dinner table, each to be removed after a given course."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 154

    May 3, 2010

  • "Plant in this boughs of green, bushes, and all the flowers that can be filled in. Nothing is prettier, in the centre of a table, than this little parterre. . . . Variety may be made by adding rocks, vases, and columns to the parterre; vases of flowers, at the corners of the table, may also be added."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 153

    May 3, 2010

  • Suggest you see Pro's link on fufluns.

    May 3, 2010

  • Not what I expected. *dons white jumpsuit and protective headgear*

    May 3, 2010

  • I like your piano teacher.

    April 30, 2010

  • like water off a duck's back.

    April 30, 2010

  • Brackets!

    April 30, 2010

  • Well, crunch my feathers! What an interesting idiom this is turning out to be. Quack!!

    April 30, 2010

  • But not quite with I'll?

    April 30, 2010

  • I should not have clicked on this page.

    April 30, 2010

  • Yes, Milos, I've heard that meaning also--an insult that doesn't sting is something that is inconsequential or easy, hence...

    What's this about feathers in milk?

    April 30, 2010

  • Hmm... that's not the meaning I've heard used with this phrase. It seems like it would mean something that's really easy to do (like falling off a log) or smoothly accomplished without much effort. But I suppose it could mean any of several things.

    April 30, 2010

  • There are more on this list, ruzuzu. (If you're interested.)

    April 29, 2010

  • I noticed this too. I can put the cursor in the box and use the arrow keys to get where I want to go, but this is rather cumbersome compared to using my little scroll wheel that I love so much.

    April 29, 2010

  • OED: 1. lit. A man of prayer; one who prays for the soul or spiritual welfare of another.

    c1230 Ancr. R. 356 Beon ores beodemon. c1425 WYNTOUN Cron. IX. xxvii. 99 His Bede-men ai suld be..And pray for hym. 1538 LATIMER Serm. & Rem. (1845) 412 The prior of Worcester, is your orator and beadsman. c1540 Thrie Priests of Peblis, Welcum my beidmen, my blesse, and al my beild. 1591 SHAKES. Two Gent. I. i. 18 Commend thy grieuance to my holy prayers, For I will be thy beadesman, Valentine. 1647 WARD Simp. Cobler (1843) 62 As fervent a Beadsman for your welfare. 1869 FREEMAN Norm. Conq. (1876) III. ii. 28 His friend and bedesman, Abbot Eadwine.

    2. One paid or endowed to pray for others; a pensioner or almsman charged with the duty of praying for the souls of his benefactors. Hence in later times; a. in England: An almsman, an inmate of an almshouse; (so also beadswoman: see BEAD n. 3); b. in Scotland: A public almsman or licensed beggar (into which position ‘the King's Bedesmen’ finally sank.)

    April 29, 2010

  • OED: Obs. The position or place of a beadsman.

    1594 NASHE Unfort. Trav. 9 His former request to the King to accept his lands, and allow him a beadsmanrie.

    April 29, 2010

  • OED: The state or dignity of a beadle. So beadleism.

    1838 DICKENS O. Twist xvii, Mr. Bumble..was in the full bloom and pride of beadleism. Later edd. read ‘beadledom,’ and ‘beadlehood.’ The latter is in the C.D. ed.

    Not the same as beaglehood, which is the state of being Snoopy.

    April 29, 2010

  • "A one-year-old hooded seal." (OED)

    April 29, 2010

  • OED sez: "The embodiment of the characteristics of beadles as a class; stupid officiousness and ‘red-tapeism.’"

    April 29, 2010

  • I love this. *scrounges for a list to put it on*

    I wish I had more time for list-making these days. I'd love to make some archaic medieval-English-type thing and this word would be a perfect start.

    Incidentally, I looked this up in the OED and it wasn't there, but it suggested: beadledom, beadlehood, beadlemer, beadlery, and beadleship.

    April 29, 2010

  • A fascinating use for the humble oyster mushroom: cleaning up oil spills.

    April 29, 2010

  • Wow. Just found out those little things on the beach are remnants of oil spills. NOAA article here.

    April 29, 2010

  • I'm not familiar with linguistics terminology either, but here's what's correct grammatically, at least in American English:

    He should've taken the left turn.

    Should he've taken the left turn?

    Both are examples of informal speech and wouldn't (because of the contractions) normally turn up in written works, unless it were dialogue.

    ("Should he have had taken..." is as weirdly incorrect as "He should have had taken.")

    Moreover, I'm disturbed that Milos is even questioning whether shit should eat pizza. Gross!

    ;)

    April 28, 2010

  • I thought this said "word to your Mothra."

    April 27, 2010

  • I was gonna ask Jane to stop this crazy thing, but marky beat me to it. Anyway... welcome, janejetson! (Love the hair!)

    April 27, 2010

  • Seen repeatedly in a text about assessing student performance. For example:

    "By analyzing primary documents through a class reading, students will asses some of the duties performed by these camp followers."

    April 26, 2010

  • *bursting through wall like the Kool Aid pitcher*

    OH YEAAAAHHHH!!!

    At last! A list of beans!! :)

    April 26, 2010

  • Not a misspelling if the site doesn't allow capital letters. (Wordie didn't.)

    April 26, 2010

  • The one I hear (and use) most often is "six ways from Sunday."

    April 25, 2010

  • Ooh! I know! That new KFC sandwich. WTF is it called...? Ah yes. The Double Down.

    April 22, 2010

  • I agree re: big wall o' nuthin. Thanks for engineering a solution!

    April 22, 2010

  • This list is really brilliant. Applause!

    April 22, 2010

  • Well, I gave up adding to mine after realizing the nightmare-having potential of reading about gladiators and all the ways they killed and tortured people and animals. Eugh.

    But I started with that Wikipedia list too. I think it was the featured article the day I made the list. Who knew there were so many distinct classes of torturers?

    Wait... Don't answer that.

    April 22, 2010

  • Ooh! Ooh! I want an "anti-favorite" button!!

    April 22, 2010

  • I haven't heard the second example, ever. Only "CONsummaate" for the verb, and "CONs'mm'te" for the adjective.

    Either way, if you're responding to oroboros' comment, you should know this is just one of his "kangaroo words." (See list link at right.)

    April 22, 2010

  • Blahahahha!!!

    April 21, 2010

  • One word: fufluns. Speaking of which, where the hell is Prolagus, that absent prehistoric lagomorph??

    Or wait, maybe the one word was testicle.

    Oh, and two words: Specific Excrement. Or was it skipvia's luncheon meats?

    Nevermind. This could go on for weeks.

    April 21, 2010

  • See John's comment on take our survey.

    April 21, 2010

  • "Freak not what your country can do for you..."

    April 21, 2010

  • The first time I heard it was when jennarenn said "I love Great Big Sea! Mad props!" on one of my lists. So now when I hear it, I always think of 1) jennarenn, and 2) Great Big Sea. Both of which make me very happy... so screw you people who don't like making me happy! *sticks out tongue*

    April 21, 2010

  • HUHbeautiful bunch of brrrright baNAAANAAA!

    April 21, 2010

  • Not to take these comments even further from the list on which they are posted, but... John, don't let kad read that other horrifying list of mine, okay? Please?

    Oh, and get well soon. ;)

    April 20, 2010

  • See manpages. Which are not anything like a mancave.

    April 17, 2010

  • I dated a man awk once.

    April 17, 2010

  • It seems like it would be easier to put in one's mouth than, say, a ramen fork would be.

    April 17, 2010

  • ... I like rant-hole. That does describe it aptly.

    April 17, 2010

  • Pro, that's teh alsome.

    April 17, 2010

  • HUHwork all night on a drrrink of rrrrum!!!

    April 17, 2010

  • You'll have to ask yarb about that. I don't have anything to do with his cod.

    (I'm really more of a salmon bear. Though bears are omnivorous...)

    April 16, 2010

  • The easiest way to piss off a whole bunch of people on Wordnik is to spam them.

    April 15, 2010

  • See orange cup.

    April 15, 2010

  • Well, they do say bears all smell like pee (even though they're wrong), so I can't really talk.

    re: pointy beard, I think you got the better deal... but I still got the Industrial Revolution.

    (I was going to make some argument about how my music is better than yours, but on second thought, that claim doesn't necessarily hold up.)

    April 15, 2010

  • Seen here.

    April 15, 2010

  • *stunned*

    April 15, 2010

  • Yup. We are the Victorians, my friend.

    Yarb... I'm sorry to hear you're Elizabethan because ... those people didn't... umm... well... they wore the same clothes all the time and... umm... they didn't bathe much.

    *holds nose*

    April 15, 2010

  • Nuke by Chained WTF Bear

    April 15, 2010

  • GO AWAY. You smell like spam.

    April 15, 2010

  • Cool. Thanks for the info. This is now one of my history dork out pages. :)

    April 15, 2010

  • You know, the more I read this book, the more I realize how much they are still around. We are the Victorians, my friend. It's truly bizarre.

    April 14, 2010

  • I like that you used "by dint of."

    April 14, 2010

  • Good for him. My understanding is that Dr. Horspenis is not so sensible of other cultural understandings of his surname.

    P.S. I do not recommend Googling to find anyone by that name. *shudders*

    April 14, 2010

  • Seen here.

    April 14, 2010

  • Usage can be seen here.

    April 14, 2010

  • Interestingly--at least to me--the description of how to make it, below, doesn't match the pictures on Flickr. I think that's because, as that site explains, the pictures are actually of Charlotte royale rather than Charlotte russe (which is described below and doesn't seem like it would look like brains).

    April 14, 2010

  • No idea, but the front page has some interesting images from Flickr. One of which led me to this site, upon which all charlotte desserts look like brains, but which also contains some more historical information about this type of dessert.

    April 14, 2010

  • I thought it was also/could be written like this: ¥, which explains why so many signs say "Ye Olde Slamdammerie," because in Old English it would have been "¥e Olde Cholmondeley," pronounced like "The Old Featherstonehaugh," but people think it looks older with a ¥ so they use a Y.

    But I could be wrong.

    April 14, 2010

  • Loving these ancient (well, okay, archaic) texts. Keep 'em coming! :)

    April 14, 2010

  • Pro, did anyone tell you that the default dictionary in Microsoft Office is a dodo-head?

    April 14, 2010

  • Thanks for yours too, John. Like I said, I do realize you all are working hard. At *least* as hard as I'm working, I'm guessing. :) Thanks for your continuing efforts.

    April 14, 2010

  • Usage on apollinaris.

    April 14, 2010

  • "Clear, potable water is a phenomenon of the twentieth century. Nineteenth-century cookbooks of the 1850s and 1860s usually included directions for purifying water, using different methods of filtration (sand and charcoal) or chemical additives such as alum. Bottled waters offered to many an appealing alternative to city water. Apollinaris—a popular mineral water—was listed on the most elegant menus as a beverage choice, often alongside the stronger beverages."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 139

    April 14, 2010

  • "Cone or loaf sugar was the most highly refined and sweetest form of sugar. Women used sugar nippers to cut lumps from the cone for the sugar bowl, or else pounded the lumps into a fine powder to serve with fruit or sweets. As granulated sugar became available in the 1890s, sugar nippers became obsolete."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 124

    Also, quoted in the above,

    "The cutting of this cone of sugar into lumps of equal size and regular shape was distinctly the work of the mistress and daughters of the house. It was too exact and too dainty a piece of work to be entrusted to clumsy and wasteful servants."

    Alice Morse Earle, 1898

    April 14, 2010

  • I have to make this someday. It sounds teh alsome.

    "Charlotte russe was one of the most impressive desserts that could have been served at the time and was mentioned frequently in accounts of dinner and dessert parties during the late nineteenth century. Catharine Beecher volunteered two different recipes for it, describing it as a combination of rich custard and tall sponge cake. One was to slice one inch from the bottom of the cake, turn it over onto its top in a mold and scoop out the insides, leaving one-inch walls. The cavity was then filled with the custard, the bottom slice replaced, adn the whole chilled. It could then be turned out on a cake plate and ornamented with frosting or candy sugar flowers."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 115

    April 14, 2010

  • "Salad was one of the most pervasive French influences during the early nineteenth century, and it rapidly became an integral part of any dinner. It was often preceded by the word 'French,' to identify it as a green, leafy salad dressed with oil and vinegar, mashed egg yolk, and a little mustard, as distinct from the chicken or lobster salads, which were also quite common. ... In the event that one encountered salad when dining at a hotel, Eliza Leslie warned her readers that salad was dressed usually by the gentlemen, not the ladies. The gentleman was to 'mix up the dressing on a separate plate, and then add it to the lettuce, and offer it around, as he chose.'"

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 113

    April 14, 2010

  • "Sardines were another high-status food, perhaps because, as one of the first canned foods available, they remained 'exotic.' They were frequently listed in cookbooks as a recommended 'kickshaw' (side dish or relish) during the soup course. Special sardine boxes were manufactured for serving them, often graced with a swimming fish on the sides or as a finial on the lid."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 111–112

    April 14, 2010

  • A history dork out-style usage on celery vase.

    April 14, 2010

  • "Common celery was considered a high-status food by middle-class Americans in the late nineteenth century; originally native to Europe, Asia, and Africa, celery had a distinguished history traceable to Homer's Odyssey as Apium graveolens. It was first used as food in sixteenth-century France, although only as a flavoring; by the mid-seventeenth century, the stalks and leaves were sometimes dressed with oil and eaten. The plant was improved during the eighteenth century, and its use became more common among the wealthy. Growing it was labor-intensive; it had to be blanched, or surrounded by built-up piles of soil, to preserve the whiteness and sweetness of its stalks. In accord with its status, celery was given a prominent position on the table by means of special celery stands or vases. These were usually made of either decorated glass or silver—both luxury materials—and could be tall, footed, vaselike forms or low baskets.... By 1900, the tall celery stands were nearly completely out of fashion, as celery lost its cachet. These low stands relegated celery to a much less prominent position on the landscape of the tabletop, and their appearance was parallelled by the development in the 1880s of a new, easier-to-grow, self-blanching, commercial variety of celery, which ... made it a much more ordinary household vegetable."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 110–111

    April 14, 2010

  • "When bananas were broadly introduced in the 1880s, tableware designers and glass manufacturers quickly responded by producing special footed serving bowls, called banana bowls or banana boats, which carefully cradled a bunch of bananas."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 108

    April 14, 2010

  • "As early as 1864, Eliza Leslie had written, 'It is very ungraceful to eat an orange at table, unless having cut a bit off the top, you eat the inside with a teaspoon.' Within twenty years, this advice had been transformed into a specialized spoon with a small bowl and pointed tip for eating oranges.... Other orange-related tableware introduced in the 1890s included orange cups—footed dishes with corkscrew or spear devices for holding the halved orange in place—and orange knives, 'in table and pocket sizes.'"

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 109

    April 14, 2010

  • "Cookbooks frequently recommended sardines, a canned delicacy usually imported from Europe, as a 'kickshaw' (relish) to be served during the soup course at dinner. Sardines were considered elegant enough to merit their own special serving utensils."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 111

    April 14, 2010

  • gguuuuuuuuhhhh!!! Every other comment on the front page is a god$#%@ned spammer. !!! I know everyone at Wordnik is working very hard and has many things to do... *steam coming out of ears at spammers*

    I need to go away for a while.

    April 13, 2010

  • "In 1848, a letter written by a pottery manufacturer to his agent described a shipment of light-blue printed dinnerware, which included twelve dozen flat plates (ten-inch dinner plates), twelve dozen soup plates, eight dozen 'twifflers' (smaller plates, about eight inches in diameter), six dozen 'muffins' (plates smaller yet, between four inches and seven inches in diameter), twety-four hot-water plates and stoppers (plates similar to a modern child's feeding dish, with a receptacle for hot water to keep food warm), two root dishes (probably open serving bowls), four 'cover dishes' (covered serving bowls), eighteen 'dishes' (this term was used for platters) in seven different sizes...."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 80

    April 13, 2010

  • See explanation on d'oyley.

    April 13, 2010

  • "The term 'd'oyley' (now 'doily') derives from the famous late-seventeenth-century London draper D'Oyley, who was a supplier of the materials for the inexpensive woolen mats or small, often fringed, napkins that were used during the fruit and dessert course to wipe ones fingers after the dinner napkins had been removed. The Workmen's Guide further defined the term. Doilies, it suggested, 'may be either white or colored, and are sometimes open, of six nails square; they are generally fringed.' The idea was to protect the white dinner napkins from fruit stains.

    By the late nineteenth century, doilies were often brought out with the finger bowls and were used either as napkins or to protect the bare table after the tablecloth had been removed prior to the fruit course."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 72

    April 13, 2010

  • "A typical late-nineteenth-century sideboard would also have displayed cut glass, examples of hand-painted French or German porcelain, 'antique' German or Italian glass, a German beer stein, a brass samovar, or a decorative piece of pottery—possibly Delft or majolica."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 68

    April 13, 2010

  • "Since carpeting was usually one of the most expensive household acquisitions, crumb cloths ... or druggets were often laid under the dining table to protect against spills."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 61

    April 13, 2010

  • "Photographs of dining rooms, particularly those in middle-class homes, often show a recalmier, or small sofa."

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 53

    April 13, 2010

  • "The contrast was apparent even in the lighting fixtures: a 'very rich ormolu gas chandelier' and a 'splendid 6-light ormolu chandelier' were found in the parlors, while the dining room below was furnished merely with an unadorned 'gas pendant.'"

    —Susan Williams, Savory Suppers and Fashionable Feasts: Dining in Victorian America (New York: Pantheon Books, 1985), 53

    April 13, 2010

  • (I know. I was using the page name to effect.)

    April 13, 2010

  • Please see gangerh's comment on spam. Thanks!

    April 12, 2010

  • I second gangerh's comment of two months ago, but ima also post it on Feedback.

    April 12, 2010

  • Wow, it's like a big spam party!

    April 12, 2010

  • *loves*

    April 12, 2010

  • (See also buckra.)

    April 12, 2010

  • Humperdink Humperdink Humperdink!

    The Princess Bride

    P.S. No, the worst surname ever is Horspenis.

    April 12, 2010

  • Hmm. Are you sure it isn't more commonly spelled "Ima" or perhaps ima? To me, this spelling looks like it's pronounced with a short I, like someone's trying to say "Emma" and really screwing up.

    April 12, 2010

  • I think this is Newfoundland-ish also...

    April 10, 2010

  • Well, apparently your tongue may be ONLY dry or pickled. Furry, forked, pierced, or still attached ones, according to this text, I surmise, are not permitted.

    April 9, 2010

  • "Tongues.

    If your tongue is a dry one, soak it in water all night; but if a pickled one, only wash it well, and put it in cold water; (the dry one will take three hours boiling, the pickled one two hours and a half) when it is done peel the skin and cut the outside of the root off, put it in a dish, and garnish with carrots and sprigs of greens, or whole turneps sic boiled."

    —Richard Briggs, The New Art of Cookery, According to the Present Practice; being a Complete Guide to all Housekeepers, on a Plan Entirely New, Consisting of Thirty-Eight Chapters... (Philadelphia: Printed for W. Spotswood, R. Campbell, and B. Johnson, M.DCC.XCII), 119.

    April 7, 2010

  • For further description, see also zuzuniknik.

    April 7, 2010

  • John, I thought the same thing. Whew!

    April 7, 2010

  • They're on the word front page, sionnach--not the comments page. (Click on the word above and look at the column at right.)

    April 7, 2010

  • Reesetee, don't you have a list of holidays?

    April 5, 2010

  • Lovely word for an awful concept.

    April 5, 2010

  • Those BASTARDS.

    April 5, 2010

  • Sshhhhh!! Wordnik is vewy vewy quiet!

    March 27, 2010

  • effing spammer.

    March 26, 2010

  • March 25, 1911. Great online exhibit here.

    March 25, 2010

  • Ambergris?

    Edit: Dammit, this stupid capital-letter thing! ambergris?

    March 24, 2010

  • I think there should be a word for Facebook rage. You know, the kind that results from someone's compulsion to 1) post unrelated angry political content on someone's status, and 2) to continue posting long rants against one's friends' friends, even though you don't know them and a Facebook status is (probably) not a good place for reasoned political debate.

    Facerage?

    March 24, 2010

  • XKCD: "The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club."

    March 24, 2010

  • Eldad Spofford.

    If that ain't hot, then that ain't hot. (Welcome to the Tautology Club.)

    March 24, 2010

  • (Seen here.)

    March 24, 2010

  • Lemme tell ya, in that bar it was Friday night.

    (John, that video is adorable!)

    March 24, 2010

  • It was for fending off attack doughnuts, I think.

    March 24, 2010

  • Don't be silly. LBJ orders some pants is a fantastic entry. I didn't want people to miss carriwitchet's comment. ;)

    March 24, 2010

  • See frogapplause's link on chili grenade.

    March 24, 2010

  • See also bunghole. ;)

    March 24, 2010

  • Ooh, we use this at work all the time... :(

    March 24, 2010

  • Yes, I know that small pasta shapes are available, but I'm talking about the actual box that says "pastina" on it and contains small star-shaped pasta. You know, the kind I had as a child.

    Guess I'll look for a box next time I'm in the old stomping grounds.

    March 24, 2010

  • Oh yes, I forgot that step™. Thanks™!

    March 23, 2010

  • Oh, wow. Wow.

    March 23, 2010

  • I can't seem to find this anymore. Do they still make it? The little star-shaped things? This was a coming-home-from-kindergarten lunch that Mom used to make.

    March 23, 2010

  • Crush Rice Krispies™ in a Ziploc™ bag with a rolling pin (or bottle of cheap wine™). Dip chicken parts in melted butter, then in crushed Rice Krispies™. Bake at 350 for however long one bakes chicken parts.

    March 23, 2010

  • Made with regular sliced bread, American cheese, and tomato sauce. Gross, yet good, especially if you're a kid and don't know any better.

    March 23, 2010

  • Welcome Hector! Here's a nice heaping plate of hot SPAM for you! Enjoy!

    March 23, 2010

  • Obviously, the ones with gay sheep in them. Duh.

    March 23, 2010

  • Beautiful. Beautiful.

    March 23, 2010

  • A.K.A. Denali.

    March 21, 2010

  • Really? My SO has been there.

    Oh dammit, that site starts with some stupid music. Sorry about that.

    March 21, 2010

  • Aha! Reesetee! Now it IS Soundie and you CAN give us examples of your bird-squawks!! :)

    March 21, 2010

  • lookatthisfreespamrighthereonWordnikfree

    March 21, 2010

  • Either there, or in the greater Boston area.

    March 19, 2010

  • Come to think of it, I don't believe there are any snakes in the greater Boston area, either... *ponders*

    March 18, 2010

  • John, is there a way to search for lists (by title, say) and I'm not seeing it? It annoys me to scroll through my own seventy bazillion lists to find one in particular, but at least that's do-able; finding someone else's list that way is just about impossible.

    March 18, 2010

  • Video seen here.

    March 18, 2010

  • "Why Ireland has no snakes," by a zoologist at the Smithsonian National Zoological Park. (Not that we didn't already know this, but there's some other interesting information therein.)

    March 17, 2010

  • I thought this article about slang using "Irish" was pretty interesting. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

    March 17, 2010

  • Usage on favela.

    March 17, 2010

  • "Rio's lawmen are once again confronting favela drug lords; six of the meanest slums have been declared bandit-free, including the infamous Cidade de Deus (City of God). In a city of 1,000 favelas, half of which are rotten with trafficantes that's a drop in the ocean...."

    —Mac Margolis, "Brazil Purifies the 'City of God,' Newsweek, January 25, 2010

    March 17, 2010

  • "Sometime between 2004 and 2009, he attended two dinners sponsored by the mainstream, fundamentalist Muslim Brotherhood, but he wasn't impressed. He went to eat 'their famous mansaf rice with meat,' not to hear their ideas, he told his wife. He spoke openly of wanting to visit 'places of jihad.'"

    —Mark Hosenball, Sami Yousafzai, and Adem Demir, "Anatomy of a Double-Cross," Newsweek, January 18, 2010

    March 17, 2010

  • "He has softened the Bush-era rhetoric and turned down the volume on what a former CIA chieftain once called 'the Mighty Wurlitzer,' a mythical organ that blasts out the music of American salvation and superiority."

    —Evan Thomas and Stuart Taylor Jr., "Obama vs. Obama," Newsweek, January 18, 2010

    March 17, 2010

  • "He has always known that speaking of a 'crusade' and 'Islamofascism' was a good way to make jihadists out of Muslim teenagers..."

    —Evan Thomas and Stuart Taylor Jr., "Obama vs. Obama," Newsweek, January 18, 2010

    March 17, 2010

  • "There was a good chance that the coach would be detained—was sure to be slow, bogged down on the miry roads.

    Speaking of coaches—his heart gave a sickly leap at the sight of a battered-looking carriage standing in the porte cochere, which he thought belonged to the doctor."

    —Diana Gabaldon, An Echo in the Bone (New York: Delacorte Press, 2009), 244

    March 17, 2010

  • "She had yet another mask, he saw, this one a stiff thing made of basket withes lined with layers of soft cotton cloth. She fitted this gently to Henry's face and, saying something inaudible to him, took up her dropping bottle."

    —Diana Gabaldon, An Echo in the Bone (New York: Delacorte Press, 2009), 751

    March 17, 2010

  • "'Why the devil should this trusdair take your son?' Buccleigh rolled down his window and stuck his head out.... 'And why, for the sake of all holy, bring him here?'"

    —Diana Gabaldon, An Echo in the Bone (New York: Delacorte Press, 2009), 723

    March 17, 2010

  • Nice list! (and title)

    March 17, 2010

  • Another meaning applies here:

    "The little engraver betrayed no particular discomfort under this basilisk stare and went on telling me about the response when he had published the bound edition of the Encyclopedia—the King had somehow happened to see the plates of the "Womb" section and had ordered those pages to be torn out of the book, the ignorant German blatherskite!—but when the waiter came to take his order, he ordered both a very expensive wine and a large bottle of good whisky."

    —Diana Gabaldon, An Echo in the Bone (New York: Delacorte Press, 2009), 644

    March 17, 2010

  • Usage on stultiloquy.

    March 17, 2010

  • "'Ungrateful!' Abram said, his face congested. 'And what should we be grateful for, then? For having soldiers foisted upon us?'

    'Oh, foisted, is it?' cried Mr. Ormiston in righteous indignation. 'Such a word! And if it means what I think it does, young man, you should get down on your knees and thank God for such foistingness! Who do you think saved you all from being scalped by red Indians or overrun by the French? And who do you think paid for it all, eh?'

    This shrewd riposte drew cheers....

    'That is absolute ... desolute ... stultiloquy,' began Abram, puffing up his insignificant chest like a scrawny pigeon...."

    —Diana Gabaldon, An Echo in the Bone (New York: Delacorte Press, 2009), 323

    March 17, 2010

  • "'I'm afraid your cabin was all ahoo, ma'am,' he said. 'But I picked up what bits was scattered on the floor...'"

    —Diana Gabaldon, An Echo in the Bone (New York: Delacorte Press, 2009), 323

    March 17, 2010

  • "Two studies last year in the NEJM New England Journal of Medicine showed that vertebroplasty, in which cement is inserted through a needle into the spine to stabilize vertebrae, is no more effective at reducing pain and disability than fake surgery (anesthesia, small incision for the needle, no cement). That suggests it is the hope and expectations of patients, not the procedure, that help. Yet about 170,000 vertebroplasties are done every year, at a typical cost of $5,000."

    —Sharon Begley, "This Won't Hurt a Bit," Newsweek, March 15, 2010

    March 17, 2010

  • "Toxicology tests showed that he had been dosed with succinylcholine, a paralyzing agent."

    —Michael Isikoff, "Murder in Dubai," Newsweek, March 15, 2010

    March 17, 2010

  • "Many principals don't even try to weed out the poor performers (or they transfer them to other schools in what's been dubbed the 'dance of the lemons'). Year after year, about 99 percent of all teachers in the United States are rated 'satisfactory' by their school systems; firing a teacher invites a costly court battle with the local union."

    —Evan Thomas and Pat Wingert, "Why We Can't Get Rid of Failing Teachers," Newsweek, March 15, 2010

    March 17, 2010

  • *titters at whichbe's year-old joke*

    March 17, 2010

  • I recall those. They were like riding in big Matchbox™® cars.

    March 17, 2010

  • whirly skirt.

    March 17, 2010

  • No, but that's the closest I came to learning to drive a manual.

    It's hard to get the pages to shift when you want them to, you know? Especially with those flimsy covers.

    March 17, 2010

  • That car sounds friggin' awesome!

    March 17, 2010

  • Seen here.

    March 17, 2010

  • Oh John. You so sexy. :)

    March 17, 2010

  • It was semi-automatic. Who knew they even made those?

    March 17, 2010

  • Shane MacGowan pronounces it "pray-tees" in the song, if that helps (or matters).

    March 15, 2010

  • psst... it's Pearl Harbor.

    March 15, 2010

  • "By Janae."

    Now *there's* a sales pitch! :)

    March 13, 2010

  • Um... that's the call of the wild chained_bear, below, if that's what you're referring to.

    March 13, 2010

  • I wish there were a way to add the Berenado Vinibobo to this list.

    Wait... is Yemen also called the Yemen? Curious.

    March 12, 2010

  • See crappucino. Or crappuccino.

    March 12, 2010

  • UAV! Now we know what ptero's REALLY been up to lately...

    March 12, 2010

  • Unmanned aerial vehicle(s). Usage:

    "At least 40 other countries--from Belarus and Georgia to India, Pakistan and Russia--have begun to build, buy, and deploy unmanned aerial vehicles, or UAVs, showcasing their efforts at international weapons expos.... In the last six months alone, Iran has begun production on a pair of weapons-ready surveillance drones, while China has debuted the Pterodactyl and Sour Dragon, rivals to America's Predator and Global Hawk."

    —P.W. Singer, "Defending Against Drones," Newsweek, March 8, 2010, p. 38

    March 12, 2010

  • uav is very different from a UAV, I learned today.

    March 12, 2010

  • Who you callin' fuzzbutt, leather-ears?

    March 12, 2010

  • I never heard these, actually. That might be because when I was there it was a generation ago. I never actually heard anyone saying barbie when I was there, except in a self-consciously stereotypical Aussie way. To me it seemed far more of a word they trotted out to please the tourists. But again, this was a generation ago. *shakes head in wonder*

    March 12, 2010

  • tee hee!! *excellent* link, Pro... :)

    March 12, 2010

  • Oh. *ignores signals as they are not useful*

    March 12, 2010

  • *loves telofy* Thank you for championing the en-dash!

    March 11, 2010

  • *amusedly watches the preening*

    March 11, 2010

  • This is the stuff of my nightmares.

    March 11, 2010

  • Vega's lists have been among my favorites since before Wordietime. :)

    March 11, 2010

  • You mean SCOTUS. And if you never heard POTUS, you obviously are not a fan of "The West Wing." :)

    I think FLOTUS sounds unfortunately close to FLATUS, which would make a great* acronym.

    * for someone else.

    Yarb, I always thought Duns Scotus's name sounded a little... suggestive... or something...

    March 11, 2010

  • I was with you up until "brainstem-chewing."

    March 11, 2010

  • *watches through binoculars the majestic flight of the reesetee*

    Delightful! So much more fun to watch than bananas!

    March 11, 2010

  • I like the list title. (P.S. sorry my contribution is not really a verb. It makes one want to play the spoons, though, and that IS a verb.)

    March 10, 2010

  • Hey! Where'd reesetee go? And what's that bunch of disgusting bananas doing over there?

    March 10, 2010

  • Is that like a raccoonnookkeeper?

    kitinka: thanks! I'd forgotten that one!

    March 10, 2010

  • Seen here.

    March 10, 2010

  • oh no!! so sorry for your loss, dontcry! I'm with Pro--I hope one day your memories of him outshine your sense of loss. Even though words are not much help right now... :(

    March 10, 2010

  • Thanks reesetee. This is a fine selection.

    March 10, 2010

  • Listen, I have more than 250 lists, and there's no way on God's green earth I could remember them all, or if they're all intact. But when I have some time in the next year or two, assuming they're still there, I'm gonna make a list of my lists. And then list that on my list of weird lists. *disappears into self*

    Seriously, I might make a list of my lists, in Word or something.

    March 10, 2010

  • Coined by bilby, and seen here, and I'm sorry if the link doesn't work but I'm not even gonna TRY to type the "word" here.

    Also, "We don't have any examples for dripping from the fangs of Zeitgeist, but we're constantly adding material, so please check back soon."

    March 10, 2010

  • macmeds, we don't take kindly to spammers 'round these parts. Now git, or sionnach may taunt you a second time.

    March 10, 2010

  • Well, horse is okay, as words go. But I don't think it can really compare to, say, ibex or kinkajou. But wombat is on this list, as well as several others; koala is cool too; they are both on my Australia list. :) Thanks for the input! You might also like this list: the (chained) unbearable cuteness of beings, by skipvia. (Will this link work? Dunno.)

    The cool thing about the list is if you click on each word, then "comments," there's a link to some cuteness or other.

    March 10, 2010

  • Our local supermarket (I think most of them, actually) carries non-Cavendish bananas, and also plantains. And much good may it do you all, since bananas are disgusting.*

    Though you're all welcome to do your grocery shopping here. I won't interfere in Wordnik-inspired banana-buying sprees.

    *I actually put one in a smoothie this morning and didn't hurl. Go figure.

    March 9, 2010

  • I hadn't heard of this little creature till I found a TV show on Discovery called "Killer Jellyfish." Seriously.

    March 9, 2010

  • I think this is the title of a book, and I think it was about the public education system, or something. I remember seeing the cover ages ago, when my sister was reading it for class.

    March 6, 2010

  • yarb, that was my first answer. He didn't think that was good enough so I came up with the vowel answer. That kept him busy. It was kind of like ... having a bored toddler, and giving him a box of Kleenex so he can pull out the tissues and amuse himself while you get some work done.

    P.S. as to the original question, I do say "Chill-ay." I think that's how many Americans say it, as opposed to "Chill-y," which I seem to hear more often from Brits, and is how I pronounced it before I ever heard the word spoken (as a kid). I just thought "Chill-ay" was the way it spozed to be. As to why, I think the back-formation idea (from "Chilean") makes the most sense to me.

    March 6, 2010

  • Just as hibakusha describes individuals who survived the atomic bombings of Hiroshima or Nagasaki, this term describes individuals who survived both bombings. (Seen in Wikipedia article about hibakusha.)

    March 6, 2010

  • Thanks, oroboros! I actually saw that somewhere... but I think it is negligent in not mentioning tappens. Seriously.... I mean... tappens...

    Seriously.

    March 6, 2010

  • I had a similar length-of-vowel-sound conversation with a linguist many years ago. We were discussing how Americans can tell the difference between the spoken words "writing" and "riding," since he was mocking the American penchant for pronouncing "t" like "d," e.g. "budder"* rather than "butter." I suggested it was the length of the long-I sound, but it was a wild guess on my part.

    * still one of the more hilarious sounds when a Brit tries to say it as an American would. Another example is to have an Australian pronounce the American-style R in "dork."

    March 6, 2010

  • "These men, women, and children who were exposed to the bomb are the hibakusha. This status entitles one to a monthly allowance from the government as compensation for injuries, since many of them have lingering health problems from which they will never recover."

    Seen on this site: http://www.damninteresting.com/eyewitnesses-to-hiroshima-and-nagasaki

    Which I'm really happy to have found.

    In the Wikipedia article on this term, I saw this quote:

    'There is considerable discrimination in Japan against the hibakusha. It is frequently extended toward their children as well: socially as well as economically. "Not only hibakusha, but their children, are refused employment," says Mr. Kito. "There are many among them who do not want it known that they are hibakusha."'

    —Studs Terkel, The Good War, (1984), 542

    Which I also thought worth sharing here.

    March 6, 2010

  • I had one too, but it was too warm. Long sleeves, you know... And yet, the flames down the sleeves were the best part!

    March 5, 2010

  • Someone please point out to palooka that Google says men have nipples. :)

    March 5, 2010

  • Hey! Duct tape?? I clicked Pro's link and found this:

    Did you know that duct tape also causes light? It is caused by the breaking of the glue bonds, and you can see it if you pull a piece off the roll in a dark room. (The light is pretty dim). Look right where the tape joins the roll, on the sticky side.

    March 5, 2010

  • Makes me think of Ricardo Montalban.

    March 2, 2010

  • I really enjoyed the giant inflatable beavers.

    P.S. This pisses me off:

    "Home-grown actors like Michael J. Fox and William Shatner mocked their countrymen's penchant for politeness (we're sorry) and obsession with its vast territory (we dream big)."

    Because it's wrong. It was Catherine O'Hara who mocked her countrymen's penchant for politeness. Yet she didn't even get a mention here. F@#$ing Canadians!!

    March 2, 2010

  • ... That ... that's perfect.

    February 27, 2010

  • I'm with yarb. Let's leave it the way it is, please.*

    Collapsible comments! Good ideee!

    Edit: I didn't mean about pronunciations--just comments.

    February 27, 2010

  • *has had crush on Peter O'Toole since third grade*

    February 27, 2010

  • "Don't smell like sunsets and baby powder. Smell like jet fighters and punching."

    February 27, 2010

  • I can't believe there aren't any links on this to the commercials on YouTube. *sigh*

    "I'm on a horse."

    February 27, 2010

  • Seen on the Wikipedia article "Kessler syndrome."

    February 26, 2010

  • It's not on hold at my house. Or rather my cubicle. Where I spent most of yesterday afternoon bouncing around after eating handsfuls of Tootsie Rolls from Halloween 2008. YAH YAH YAH YAH!!! :)

    February 26, 2010

  • I tried that. It still blows.

    February 26, 2010

  • This word is hideous. Hideous. And vile.

    February 25, 2010

  • Started on luncheon; continued on hot the bottle.

    February 25, 2010

  • See also chirurgeon.

    February 23, 2010

  • Drives me batshit. I also don't like "wait on line." To me it's wait IN line.

    February 23, 2010

  • *walks in*

    *looks around*

    *leaves*

    February 23, 2010

  • *chanting* WorDIES, WorDIES, WorDIES!!! etc.

    February 23, 2010

  • *flings around vats of papaya*

    *watches as the gloopy seeds sglop down the charred walls*

    *eats cupcake*

    *pokes dontcry's tat*

    February 23, 2010

  • Usage on knows no jumps.

    February 23, 2010

  • "In a self-interview in 1956, Robert Penn Warren asked himself, 'Are you a gradualist on the matter of segregation?' To which he answered: 'If by gradualist you mean a person who would create delay for the sake of delay, then no. If by gradualist you mean a person who thinks it will take ... time for an educational process, preferably a calculated one, then yes.... It's a silly question, anyway, to ask if somebody is a gradualist. Gradualism is all you'll get. History, like nature, knows no jumps. Except the jump backward, maybe.'"

    —Jon Meacham, "The System's Not to Blame; We Are," Newsweek, Feb. 22, 2010

    February 23, 2010

  • Pro, that site rocks. "Nothing gets a point across like a solid kick to the hemmies."

    February 18, 2010

  • *flings vats of brown M&Ms around*

    February 18, 2010

  • Another usage on bageldom: "A stock worth zero."

    February 17, 2010

  • "When Lehman ended its 14-year-run as a public company with a bagel (a stock worth zero), some $45 billion in shareholder value had been destroyed. The other capers didn't end much better for shareholders. Bear Stearns was rescued from bageldom when JPMorgan bought it at a fire-sale price with the help of the Federal Reserve."

    —Daniel Gross, "Wall Street's Fishbowl," Newsweek, Feb. 8, 2010, p. 19

    February 17, 2010

  • AAAAGH!!! They're back!

    http://www.wordnik.com/people/ella35vs

    February 17, 2010

  • *covets cheap and nutritious lunchtime pizza, and therefore covets the city of Vancouver*

    February 17, 2010

  • I like vang-couver too. But I don't pronounce Vancouver that way. Are there other resident Vancouverites aboard the good ship SS Wordnik? My nephew used to live there, but he's gone all Salinger on us.

    February 16, 2010

  • See for posterity.

    February 16, 2010

  • I didn't see the original, since it was nuked before I was subjected to it, but I found this yarbism on the "previous comments" screen and thought we should save it:

    “Call it unoriginal if you want, but there's a lot to be said for traditional, "missionary" spam, and it'll never go out of fashion.”

    February 16, 2010

  • Did Bob Miley have a tattoo?

    February 16, 2010

  • Wow. Thanks for the reminder to reread this page. It gives me the happies every frickin' time.

    February 16, 2010

  • I was a pavlova virgin until I lived in Australia, and, though I developed a taste for Vegemite and other beastly confections there, frankly I still think pavlova's gross.

    P.S. Pro: HAR!!! :)

    February 16, 2010

  • Grant, are you gonna bracket snarfled a fargle or ruzzled a pallow?

    February 13, 2010

  • Oooh... I like this.

    February 13, 2010

  • That's for me too, reesetee. But I think it's because (below) John said they disabled links for the time being. (Or maybe that was only supposed to be in list descriptions...?)

    February 12, 2010

  • Hey, I made it home alive. Still, you may be right—I may be crazy. But then, it just might be some wombats that you're feeding chocolate to.

    *bouncing with dontcry* Ouch! Sorry...

    February 12, 2010

  • Also the city of Florence. Oh, and FRANCE.

    February 12, 2010

  • .

    February 12, 2010

  • Did you walk to Bedford-Stuy alone? I did. Even rode my motorcycle in the raaaaaain.

    February 10, 2010

  • Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it?

    Oh wait... wrong thread...

    February 10, 2010

  • Great. Now I'm gonna sing that song from "The Music Man" for the rest of the day. *grumbles*

    February 10, 2010

  • I think yarb means unemployed. Wageless. Unfortunate. You know—poor. (As opposed to Rich.)

    If I had to guess.

    ;)

    February 10, 2010

  • Listen, reesetee, don't try to save me. I said, he may be wrong, for all I know—but he may be right.

    February 10, 2010

  • And I remember driving through the great snowpocalypse of 1996. And doesn't anyone remember 1978?

    Not to mention that blizzard in 1888 that all those people died in. Sheesh...

    February 10, 2010

  • blahahahahaaaaa!

    February 9, 2010

  • damn... skipvia posted something awesome that probably belongs here, a few months back, but danged if I can find it. :(

    February 9, 2010

  • eeeeew... cool list, though!

    February 8, 2010

  • Mama just killed a man.

    (Isn't that a sentence that cries out for punctuation.)

    February 8, 2010

  • P_U may be wrong, for all I know, but he may be right.

    He may be wrong but he may be right.

    He may be wrong but he may be right.

    February 8, 2010

  • *eats cupcakes*

    February 8, 2010

  • (psst... I think you mean Cincinnati...?)

    February 8, 2010

  • *bear-hugs the group hug*

    February 6, 2010

  • See almost Solveig.

    February 5, 2010

  • (Or, presumably, an escaped slave in the West Indies in the eighteenth century.)

    February 5, 2010

  • I'm guessing it was a Swingline. (Links to a YouTube clip.)

    February 4, 2010

  • I think the song is about having clouds in one's coffee. Which, frankly, probably doesn't taste all that great.

    Does it? Does it? Does it?

    February 4, 2010

  • There's a list for that. Somewhere. If you find casu marzu, there it is.

    February 3, 2010

  • "In fact, only half her attention was focused on the heavyset gentleman's murmured remarks to his helot, a small young woman in an overall too big for her, with pink streaks in her hair."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 976

    February 3, 2010

  • "The ductus arteriosus is a small blood vessel that in the fetus joins the aorta to the pulmonary artery. Babies have lungs, of course, but prior to birth don't use them; all their oxygen comes from the placenta, via the umbilical cord. Ergo, no need for blood to be circulated to the lungs, save to nourish the developing tissue—and so the ductus arteriosus bypasses the pulmonary circulation.

    At birth, though, the baby takes its first breath, and oxygen sensors in this small vessel cause it to contract—and close permanently. With the ductus arteriosus closed, blood heads out from the heart to the lungs, picks up oxygen, and comes back to be pumped out to the rest of the body. A neat and elegant system—save that it doesn't always work properly."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 922

    February 3, 2010

  • "Bolus hystericus, I thought quite calmly. Do stop, Beauchamp. Easier said than done, but I did stop worrying that I was having a heart attack."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 829

    February 3, 2010

  • "... a sense of danger communicates itself among people in a confined setting: hospital emergency room, surgical suite, train car, ship; urgency flashes from one person to the next without speech, like the impulse down a neuron's axon to the dendrites of another."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 804

    February 3, 2010

  • See also catty-wumpus.

    February 3, 2010

  • "'Mrs. Fraser brought the child,' Mrs. Tolliver explained eagerly. 'It was laid catty-wumpus, but she brought it so cleverly, and made it breathe—we thought 'twas dead, it was so still, but it wasn't! Isn't that wonderful, Tolly?'"

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 777

    February 3, 2010

  • See also a usage on hatcheling.

    February 3, 2010

  • "It was only the mercy of God that it hadn't been worse—that, and Claire's rage, which had interrupted the attack, as everyone stopped to watch the engrossing spectacle of her hatcheling her assailant like a bundle of flax."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 765

    February 3, 2010

  • "The side of my face felt as though it were on fire, and jolts of pain shot through the trigeminal nerve with each heartbeat, making the muscles twitch and the eye water terribly."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 735

    February 3, 2010

  • "The public houses, taverns, ordinaries, and pothouses in Charlotte were doing a roaring business, as delegates, spectators, and hangers-on seethed through them, men of Loyalist sentiments collecting in the King's Arms, those of rabidly opposing views in the Blue Boar, with shifting currents of the unallied and undecided eddying to and fro, purling through the Goose and Oyster, Thomas's ordinary, the Groats, Simon's, Buchanan's, Mueller's, and two or three nameless places that barely qualified as shebeens."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 729

    February 3, 2010

  • "I ripped and tore with ferocious concentration: dandelions, fireweed, rhododendron sprouts, bunchgrass, muhly, smartweed, and the creeping mallow known locally as 'cheese.'"

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 725

    February 3, 2010

  • "The light touched the decanter and the drink within glowed like a chrysoberyl."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 711

    And,

    "Below, the object glittered up at us, serene and glowing, its beauty at last revealed. A faceted clear stone, the color of golden sherry, half the size of my thumbnail.

    'Chrysoberyl,' Jamie said softly, a hand on my back.... 'D'ye think it will serve?'"

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 930

    February 3, 2010

  • "Gordon, a shy boy of about seventeen, was betrothed to a Quaker girl from Woolam's Mill; he'd been round the day before to 'thig'—beg small bits of household goods in preparation for his marriage."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 699

    February 3, 2010

  • "'Be glad I'm not tanning hides,' she advised him. 'Ian says the Indian women use dog turds for that.'

    'So do European tanners; they just call the stuff "pure."'

    'Pure what?'

    'Pure dog turds, I suppose,' he said with a shrug. 'How's it going?'"

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 698

    February 3, 2010

  • "I remembered what Fergus had said, in answer to Jamie's instructions: 'I remember how this game is played.' So did I, and spicules of ice began to form in my blood."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 688

    February 3, 2010

  • "Bree leaned in beside me, and her eyes widened at sight of hte small brown blotch. It was about the size of a farthing, quite round, just above the hairline toward the back of his head, behind the left ear.

    'What is it?' she asked, frowning....

    'I'm fairly sure it's all right,' I assured her, after a quick inspection. 'It looks like what's called a nevus—it's something like a flat mole, usually quite harmless.'"

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 680–681

    February 3, 2010

  • "... breathing in the smell of the pictures—the smell of oils and charcoal, gesso, paper, canvas, linseed and turpentine, a full-bodied ghost that floated out of its wicker casket...."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 645

    February 3, 2010

  • I take umbrage! Etc. etc.

    February 3, 2010

  • Damn. I'm still deflated.

    Does anyone have a bicycle pump, or something?

    February 2, 2010

  • ... so we can't make fun of him?

    *deflated*

    February 2, 2010

  • Interestingly, if sionnach has left, he won't see any of these comments. I move we make fun of him instead, since he's not here to defend himself.

    ;)

    February 2, 2010

  • ... did you just call sionnach OLD?!

    *sniggering*

    ;)

    February 1, 2010

  • I am not involved in running the site, of course, but my guess is that it isn't so much the difficulty that's causing the delay, but the number of things (many of them, perhaps, very difficult) that are on the list ahead of the items you mentioned. The gang at Wordnik surely is human, despite evidence to the contrary, and can only do so much in a day. As John pointed out often on Wordie, sometimes fixing or upgrading one thing resulted in three things "breaking."

    I see your frustration and raise you a nostalgia. But I'm sure John and co. are working as hard as they can. I do hope you pop back in now and then and say hello!

    February 1, 2010

  • "'I should have been sure that it was Rawenniyo—a spirit, a god—save for the dog.'

    'What do you mean? That Rollo wasn't afraid of it?'

    Ian nodded.

    'Aye. He didna behave as though there were anything there at all. And yet...'"

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 627

    February 1, 2010

  • "'When did you find this, Ian?'

    'Last month. I came up the gorge'—he gestured with his chin—'and there it was. I near beshit myself.'"

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 626

    February 1, 2010

  • "She had cut the last of the chestnut skins and buried the gleaming marrons in the ashes to bake with the yams, by the time he came back."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 617

    February 1, 2010

  • "'Ye call them sidhe in the Gaelic. The Cherokee call them the Nunnahee. And the Mohawk have names for them, too—more than one. But when I heard Eats Turtles tell of them, I kent at once what they were. It's the same—the Old Folk.'"

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 608

    February 1, 2010

  • "It was a pity that she hadn't a casting rod or tied flies—but still worth a try. Caddis flies weren't the only things that rose hungry at twilight, and voracious trout had been known to strike at almost anything that floated in front of them...."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 603

    February 1, 2010

  • "The humped mound of the beaver lodge was reflected in still water, and on the far bank she could see the agitated judderings of a couple of willow saplings, evidently in the process of being consumed."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 603

    February 1, 2010

  • "... tracing the small, neat line of his ear. Tiny, stiff blond hairs sprouted in a tiny whorl from the tagus, tickling my finger."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 575

    February 1, 2010

  • "I was seeing in vivid memory the slides of Entameba, greedy pseudopodia flowing in slow-motion appetite. Water, I heard water flowing; it lived in water, though only the cystic form was infective..."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 561

    February 1, 2010

  • Usage on pseudopodia.

    February 1, 2010

  • "A quick glance down; the snake, having paused for a rest, was on the move again, snooving its way gently round the end of a bench."

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 530

    February 1, 2010

  • "'Have ye a deck of cards in the house?'

    'What? I—yes, of course.'

    'Bring them, then,' he said with a smile. 'Gleek, loo, or brag, your choice.'"

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 516

    February 1, 2010

  • "'Yon feller's right rambustious,' she said with approval, eyes fixed on Jamie. 'I could admire me a man like that!'"

    —Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes (New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 507

    February 1, 2010

  • Usage on choners.

    February 1, 2010

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